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Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 6.76 | 1.69 |
| EUR | €2.96 | €0.74 |
| GBP | £2.76 | £0.69 |
| RUB | 119.16 | 29.79 |
| USD | $3.96 | $0.99 |
Item statistics
| Action | 7 |
|---|---|
| Building | 3 |
| Hats | 37 |
| Misc | 38 |
| Other | 12 |
| Pda | 3 |
| Weapons | 199 |
| Total | 299 / 800 |
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
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The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
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Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Strange Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
- Kills: 0
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
Power Up Canteen
Level 6 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
- Untradable
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 56 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 52 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
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Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion - Steam Purchase
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 84 Scattergun - Traded
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Sandman
Level 84 Bat - Traded
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Traded
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
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Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 45 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
sstreng for solder
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
you are bird
- Kills: 88
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 54 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Gifted
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
- Gift from: [WH] The Director {terabyte}
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Traded
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Gifted
- Gift from: [WH] The Director {terabyte}
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
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Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 17 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick: You won't be able to see at all!
- Untradable
Somewhat Threatening Flame Thrower
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
- Kills: 70
- Allies Extinguished: 25
- Posthumous Kills: 6
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
Unremarkable Rainblower
Level 10 Unremarkable Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 11
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 84 Fire Axe - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
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Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Bump!
Level 10 Shield - Traded
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Style: Spike
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
- Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
- Cannonballs push players back on impact
- Cannonballs do not explode on impact
- -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Uncharitable Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Uncharitable Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 123
- Gib Kills: 23
- Buildings Destroyed: 5
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Gifted
- +25 max health on wearer
- Gift from: [WH] The Director {terabyte}
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Heads Taken: 0
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 84 Axe - Traded
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Traded
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
Uncharitable Persian Persuader
Level 10 Uncharitable Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 105
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The Samson Skewer
Level 5 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
- Untradable
Vintage Natascha
Level 84 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 84 Minigun - Timed Drop
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 84 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
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Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Rescue Ranger
Level 81 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
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Medi-Mask #738
Level 75 Mask - Crafted
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
- Crafted by Crash Bear
- Craft number: 738
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 84 Syringe Gun - Traded
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 84 Medi Gun - Traded
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Gifted
- Gift from: Wind
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
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Heads will roll.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 84 Hat - Traded
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
- Untradable
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1 - Steam Purchase
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
The Bloodhound
Level 12 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
- Untradable
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- Kills: 9
- Headshot Kills: 7
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 0
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Gifted
Heads will roll.
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
Vintage Jarate
Level 89 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Sufficiently Lethal Jarate
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Sodden Victims: 178
- Allies Extinguished: 15
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Gifted
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
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The Dapper Disguise
Level 37 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
- Untradable
Vintage Ambassador
Level 84 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 84 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 84 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 84 Sapper - Timed Drop
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
Wanga Prick #24012
Level 41 Knife - Crafted
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Craft number: 24012
- Wearer cannot disguise
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
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Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge - Timed Drop
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
- Hire Date: 2007-11-16 12:24:32
- Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 2 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
The Adequate Altruist's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Adequate Altruist's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 9
- Untradable
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge - Earned
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
- Untradable
Genuine ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 1
- Untradable
Genuine ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 2
- Untradable
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
The Bonedolier
Level 75 Bones - Halloween Drop
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
- Uncraftable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 84 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
15
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
- Effect: Holy Glow
- Untradable
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
- Untradable
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
- Untradable
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 21 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
- Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Untradable
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
- Untradable
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
- Untradable
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Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable