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Head
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Misc
1976
Buck Turner All-Stars #1976
Level 8 Shoes - Crafted
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
  • Crafted by KeSion [ILSB!]
  • Craft number: 1976
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
Spectacularly Lethal Scattergun
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 341
Secondary
Gift
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Gifted
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Gift from: Tony.exe™
Melee
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
Action
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Head
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Misc
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Primary
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
Secondary
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Achievement
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Untradable
Melee
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
Action
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Head
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Misc
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
Scarcely Lethal Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 28
  • Defenders Killed: 1
  • Robots Destroyed: 0
Secondary
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Melee
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Action
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Head
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Misc
1976
Buck Turner All-Stars #1976
Level 8 Shoes - Crafted
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
  • Crafted by KeSion [ILSB!]
  • Craft number: 1976
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Secondary
Mildly Menacing Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 2 Mildly Menacing Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 47
Melee
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
Action
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Head
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Misc
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
Secondary
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Melee
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Action
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Head
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Misc
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Secondary
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Achievement
  • Untradable
Melee
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
Action
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Head
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Misc
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 51 Mask - Found in Crate
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
Mildly Menacing Flame Thrower
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 65
Secondary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Melee
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Action
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
8 Spy
Head
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Misc
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Secondary
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Melee
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Action
85689
Power Up Canteen #85689
Level 28 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Crafted by Tat All you Got?!
  • Craft number: 85689
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Head
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Misc
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 2012-02-18 10:50:03
  • Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Secondary
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Melee
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!