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1 Scout
Head
Batter's Helmet
Level 43 Hat - Purchased
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
  • Uncraftable
Misc
3326
The Digit Divulger #3326
Level 41 Gloves - Crafted
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
  • Crafted by °๖ۣۜAdmiral_Asma
  • Craft number: 3326
  • Style: Suede Open
2751
The Track Terrorizer #2751
Level 86 Shirt - Crafted
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
  • Crafted by Atticus
  • Craft number: 2751
Primary
Gore-Spattered Scattergun
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 374
Secondary
Hale's Own Mad Milk
Level 5 Hale's Own Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Sodden Victims: 9225
Melee
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
  • Uncraftable
2 Sniper
Head
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 67 Hat - Found in Crate
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
Misc
The Merc's Muffler
Level 70 Scarf - Purchased
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
14226
The AWPer Hand #14226
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
  • Crafted by Atticus
  • Craft number: 14226
Secondary
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Melee
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 89 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
3 Soldier
Head
  
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Misc
The Steel Pipes
Level 62 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Primary
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
Secondary
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Achievement
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
  • Untradable
Melee
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Achievement
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Untradable
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
  • Uncraftable
4 Demoman
Head
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 67 Hat - Found in Crate
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
Misc
Bolted Bombardier
Level 15 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
The Merc's Muffler
Level 70 Scarf - Purchased
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Primary
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • Crafted by Atticus
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Secondary
81059
The Splendid Screen #81059
Level 10 Shield - Crafted
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Crafted by Atticus
  • Craft number: 81059
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Spike And Arrow
  • Untradable
Melee
Face-Melting Eyelander
Level 5 Face-Melting Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 1332
Action
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
5 Medic
Head
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Misc
The Byte'd Beak
Level 54 Hat - Found in Crate
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope - Timed Drop
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Primary
Somewhat Threatening Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Somewhat Threatening Crossbow - Found in Crate
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 92
Secondary
Scarcely Lethal Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Ubers: 38
  • Kill Assists: 56
Melee
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
  • Uncraftable
6 Heavy
Head
Football Helmet
Level 47 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Misc
The Merc's Muffler
Level 70 Scarf - Purchased
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
The Titanium Towel
Level 88 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Primary
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Secondary
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
Melee
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
  • Uncraftable
7 Pyro
Head
The Attendant
Level 25 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Atticus
Misc
The Fallen Angel
Level 3 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack - Steam Purchase
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!
Primary
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
Secondary
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Melee
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Purchased
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
  • Uncraftable
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
  • Uncraftable
8 Spy
Head
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 19 Hat - Found in Crate
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME.
Misc
The Merc's Muffler
Level 70 Scarf - Purchased
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 33 Hat - Found in Crate
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Secondary
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Store Promotion
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Uncraftable
Melee
Gift
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife - Achievement
Slay it with flowers.
  • Gift from: Painis Cupcake
  • Style: Baccara
  • Untradable
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
1044
The Quäckenbirdt #1044
Level 47 Invis Watch - Crafted
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
  • Crafted by Atticus
  • Craft number: 1044
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
  • Uncraftable
9 Engineer
Head
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 46 Hat - Purchased
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
  • Uncraftable
Misc
The Merc's Muffler
Level 70 Scarf - Purchased
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
The Rescue Ranger
Level 65 Shotgun - Crafted
  • Crafted by Atticus
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
Secondary
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Melee
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
  • Uncraftable