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1 Scout
Head
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
Misc
Tux
Level 99 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Style: Demoman
  • Untradable
Primary
Gift
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • Gift from: CRAB BATTLE
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Secondary
The Flying Guillotine
Level 78 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
Melee
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Achievement
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Untradable
2 Sniper
Head
7377
The Anger #7377
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by [⑨] Cirno
  • Craft number: 7377
Misc
NamedDescribed
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Heavy Boxing Champ Medal
Level 20 Medallion - Timed Drop
Givin To The Best Of The Best.
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
Secondary
Rage-Inducing Jarate
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 2379
Melee
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 21 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
3 Soldier
Head
  
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Untradable
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Misc
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 90 Uniform - Timed Drop
Primary
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Secondary
Gore-Spattered Shotgun
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 496
Melee
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Achievement
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Untradable
4 Demoman
Head
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Misc
Genuine Ready Steady Pan Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 2
  • Untradable
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Primary
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Secondary
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
Melee
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 21 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
5 Medic
Head
 
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 87 Hat - Traded
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Misc
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 47 Hat - Purchased
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
  • Uncraftable
1833
The Surgeon's Side Satchel #1833
Level 67 Satchel - Crafted
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile air of the battlefield.
  • Craft number: 1833
Primary
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Secondary
Gore-Spattered Medi Gun
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Medi Gun - Traded
  • Ubers: 471
  • Kill Assists: 1151
Melee
Wicked Nasty Ubersaw
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 650
6 Heavy
Head
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Misc
NamedDescribed
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Heavy Boxing Champ Medal
Level 20 Medallion - Timed Drop
Givin To The Best Of The Best.
Tux
Level 99 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Style: Demoman
  • Untradable
Primary
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Secondary
NamedDescribed
The Spanish Inquisition
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Shotgun - Found in Crate
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 362
Melee
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
7 Pyro
Head
The Attendant
Level 75 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by GodotWasHere
Misc
NamedDescribed
texture
Heavy Boxing Champ Medal
Level 20 Medallion - Timed Drop
Givin To The Best Of The Best.
Tux
Level 99 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Style: Demoman
  • Untradable
Primary
Face-Melting Degreaser
Level 10 Face-Melting Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Kills: 1213
  • Projectiles Reflected: 12444
  • Allies Extinguished: 362
Secondary
Gore-Spattered Shotgun
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 496
Melee
Mildly Menacing Homewrecker
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 59
  • Sappers Removed: 8
8 Spy
Head
Unusual Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: Green Black Hole
Misc
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 8
  • Untradable
Described
13604
Rogue's Col Roule #13604
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
Happy birthday French! Backstab 'em all.
  • Crafted by [AR] TEAM CAPTAIN CHEESE
  • Craft number: 13604
Secondary
Positively Inhumane Ambassador
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 846
  • Critical Kills: 288
Melee
Rage-Inducing Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 7 Rage-Inducing Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 2267
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
Epic Dead Ringer
Level 5 Epic Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Deaths Feigned: 7162
Building
Positively Plasmatic Sapper
Level 1 Positively Plasmatic Sapper - Found in Crate
  • Buildings Sapped: 227
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 21 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
9 Engineer
Head
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Misc
Tux
Level 99 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Style: Demoman
  • Untradable
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy - Steam Purchase
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Primary
The Rescue Ranger
Level 3 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
Secondary
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Melee
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 21 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable