TF2B retired
1 Scout
Head
  
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 36 Hat - Purchased
Straight outta control point.
  • Style: Oldest School
  • Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Misc
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
Primary
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Secondary
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Melee
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 54 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
2 Sniper
Head
The Bloodhound
Level 85 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
  • Untradable
Misc
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 6
  • Untradable
Gift
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Gift from: [LG] n00battak3r
  • Untradable
Primary
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Secondary
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Melee
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 54 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
3 Soldier
Head
Steel Shako
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Misc
  
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Primary
Truly Feared Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Truly Feared Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 257
  • Gib Kills: 108
  • Demomen Killed: 5
Secondary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Melee
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Style: Scout
Action
21800
Power Up Canteen #21800
Level 92 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Crafted by [LG] =USE= Azngaming4life
  • Craft number: 21800
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
4 Demoman
Misc
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 69 Treasure - Found in Crate
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Primary
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Secondary
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Melee
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 1
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 54 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
5 Medic
Head
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 65 Hat - Found in Crate
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center.
Misc
1224
Doc's Holiday #1224
Level 17 Apparel - Crafted
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
  • Crafted by [LG] =USE= Azngaming4life
  • Craft number: 1224
  • Style: Flu
Primary
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Achievement
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Untradable
Secondary
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Melee
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Action
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
6 Heavy
Head
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
Misc
Gift
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Gift from: [LG] n00battak3r
  • Untradable
Primary
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
Secondary
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Achievement
  • Untradable
Melee
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Style: Scout
Action
21800
Power Up Canteen #21800
Level 92 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Crafted by [LG] =USE= Azngaming4life
  • Craft number: 21800
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
7 Pyro
Head
Firewall Helmet
Level 6 Hat - Found in Crate
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably.
Misc
6444
The Pyrotechnic Tote #6444
Level 30 Backpack - Crafted
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes?
  • Crafted by [LG] =USE= Azngaming4life
  • Craft number: 6444
Primary
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Secondary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Melee
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Action
21800
Power Up Canteen #21800
Level 92 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Crafted by [LG] =USE= Azngaming4life
  • Craft number: 21800
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
8 Spy
Head
The Bloodhound
Level 85 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
  • Untradable
Misc
Gift
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Gift from: [LG] n00battak3r
  • Untradable
Secondary
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
Melee
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
9 Engineer
Misc
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Secondary
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Achievement
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
  • Untradable
Melee
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
21800
Power Up Canteen #21800
Level 92 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Crafted by [LG] =USE= Azngaming4life
  • Craft number: 21800
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds