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1 Scout
Head
  
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 37 Hat - Timed Drop
Straight outta control point.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Misc
  
The Track Terrorizer
Level 70 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses - Timed Drop
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
Primary
Unremarkable Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Unremarkable Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 12
Secondary
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Melee
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 29 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
2 Sniper
Head
Haunted Executioner
Level 6 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
Misc
  
Villain's Veil
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Painted with Australium Gold
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 50 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Primary
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Secondary
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Gifted
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Melee
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Found in Crate
  • Style: Soldier
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 29 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
3 Soldier
Misc
19448
Fancy Dress Uniform #19448
Level 60 Uniform - Crafted
  • Crafted by [YBC] Percioz
  • Craft number: 19448
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Uncraftable
Primary
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Secondary
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Melee
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Found in Crate
  • Style: Soldier
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
4 Demoman
Misc
Gift
  
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Gift from: RodS
  • Untradable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
  
2374
The Professor's Pineapple #2374
Level 88 Science Project - Crafted
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
  • Crafted by [YBC] Percioz
  • Craft number: 2374
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Primary
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Secondary
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Melee
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Gifted
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
5 Medic
Head
Unusual Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 3 Hat - Found in Crate
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
  • Effect: Bubbling
Misc
Medi-Mask
Level 37 Mask - Found in Crate
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 59 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
Primary
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Secondary
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Gifted
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Melee
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 29 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
6 Heavy
Head
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 88 Hat - Found in Crate
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Misc
The Purity Fist
Level 10 - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Gift
  
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Gift from: E.Sharp
  • Untradable
Painted with After Eight
Primary
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 94 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Secondary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Melee
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 29 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
7 Pyro
Misc
  
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 32 Backpack - Found in Crate
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes?
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
  
2374
The Professor's Pineapple #2374
Level 88 Science Project - Crafted
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
  • Crafted by [YBC] Percioz
  • Craft number: 2374
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Primary
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Gifted
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
Secondary
11239
The Scorch Shot #11239
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
  • Crafted by [YBC] Percioz
  • Craft number: 11239
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
Melee
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Gifted
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 29 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
8 Spy
Head
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 93 Hat - Crafted
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
  • Crafted by [YBC] Percioz
Misc
1192
The Business Casual #1192
Level 62 Shirt - Crafted
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
  • Crafted by [YBC] Percioz
  • Craft number: 1192
The Noh Mercy
Level 61 Hat - Crafted
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Secondary
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
Melee
Rage-Inducing Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Knife - Found in Crate
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
  • Kills: 1774
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Untradable
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 29 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
9 Engineer
Misc
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Uncraftable
11538
The Brainiac Goggles #11538
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
  • Crafted by [YBC] Percioz
  • Craft number: 11538
Primary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Secondary
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Melee
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 29 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable