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Misc
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 38 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
Platinum Dueling Badge
Level 100 Badge - Timed Drop
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Primary
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Secondary
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • -60% clip size
Melee
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Head
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
Misc
Platinum Dueling Badge
Level 100 Badge - Timed Drop
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Primary
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Secondary
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Preview Item
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Melee
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Head
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
Misc
Platinum Dueling Badge
Level 100 Badge - Timed Drop
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Primary
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
Secondary
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Melee
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Primary
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Secondary
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Melee
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Achievement
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Untradable
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Head
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
Misc
Platinum Dueling Badge
Level 100 Badge - Timed Drop
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Primary
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Secondary
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Melee
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Primary
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Secondary
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
Melee
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Head
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
Misc
Platinum Dueling Badge
Level 100 Badge - Timed Drop
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Primary
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
Secondary
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
Melee
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
8 Spy
Secondary
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
Melee
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
  • Untradable
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Head
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
Misc
Platinum Dueling Badge
Level 100 Badge - Timed Drop
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Primary
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Secondary
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Achievement
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
  • Untradable
Melee
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.