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The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel - Timed Drop
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
- Jingle all the way
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 35 Apparel - Halloween Drop
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
- Uncraftable
Painted with Drably Olive
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Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
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The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
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The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
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The Spy-cicle #157330
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Crafted by {BBz}MKStudios
- Craft number: 157330
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
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The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
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