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Head
Unusual Bonk Helm
Level 27 Hat - Found in Crate
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
  • Effect: Cloudy Moon
Misc
Tux
Level 19 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
Mildly Menacing Scattergun
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 56
Secondary
Uncharitable Pistol
Level 1 Uncharitable Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 105
Melee
Scarcely Lethal Sandman
Level 15 Scarcely Lethal Bat - Found in Crate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 35
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Head
736
Desert Marauder #736
Level 34 Hat - Crafted
  • Craft number: 736
Misc
Tux
Level 19 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Untradable
Earbuds
Level 25 Hat - Traded
OSX represent!
Primary
Truly Feared Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Truly Feared Sniper Rifle - Traded
  • Kills: 274
Secondary
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Melee
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Head
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
Misc
Tux
Level 19 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Untradable
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal - Traded
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
  • Medal no. 3268
Primary
Somewhat Threatening Black Box
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 85
Secondary
Unremarkable Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Unremarkable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
  • Kills: 13
Melee
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 3
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Head
The Samur-Eye
Level 52 Hat - Timed Drop
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Misc
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Style: Azukiarai
Primary
Mildly Menacing Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Grenade Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 64
Secondary
Somewhat Threatening Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 82
Melee
Somewhat Threatening Eyelander
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 96
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Head
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 92 Hat - Traded
Misc
Tux
Level 19 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Untradable
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 58 Hat - Traded
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Primary
Scarcely Lethal Syringe Gun
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Syringe Gun - Traded
  • Kills: 40
Secondary
Uncharitable Medi Gun
Level 1 Uncharitable Medi Gun - Traded
  • Ubers: 110
  • Kill Assists: 316
Melee
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Action
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
Head
Unusual Magnificent Mongolian
Level 21 Hat - Traded
  • Effect: Green Confetti
Misc
Tux
Level 19 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Untradable
Earbuds
Level 25 Hat - Traded
OSX represent!
Primary
Strange Brass Beast
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Kills: 0
Secondary
Scarcely Lethal Shotgun
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Shotgun - Traded
  • Kills: 31
Melee
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 2
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Head
  
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 14 Hat - Traded
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Painted with Team Spirit
Misc
Tux
Level 19 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Untradable
Earbuds
Level 25 Hat - Traded
OSX represent!
Primary
Truly Feared Degreaser
Level 10 Truly Feared Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Kills: 242
Secondary
Unremarkable Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Unremarkable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
  • Kills: 13
Melee
Mildly Menacing Axtinguisher
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 48
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
8 Spy
Head
  
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 39 Hat - Traded
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Painted with Australium Gold
Misc
Tux
Level 19 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Untradable
Le Party Phantom
Level 76 Hat - Crafted
Secondary
Uncharitable Ambassador
Level 5 Uncharitable Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 113
Melee
Described
Wicked Nasty Knife
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Knife - Traded
Your DEAD, I never was on your side...POOF! From me, The SPY :)
  • Kills: 564
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Head
  
Unusual Engineer's Cap
Level 86 Hat - Traded
  • Effect: Orbiting Planets
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
Misc
1712
Prairie Heel Biters #1712
Level 15 Spurs - Traded
  • Craft number: 1712
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Traded
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Primary
Scarcely Lethal Frontier Justice
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 42
Secondary
Uncharitable Pistol
Level 1 Uncharitable Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 105
Melee
Rage-Inducing Jag
Level 15 Rage-Inducing Wrench - Found in Crate
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Sentry Kills: 1916
  • Kills: 24
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 57 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable