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Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
E hele mākou i kahakai.
  • Style: Carefree Summer Nap
  • Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Misc
Gift
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 11 Futuristic Sound Device - Purchased
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
  • Gift from: hoof
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
  • Uncraftable
  
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops - Purchased
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Primary
Unremarkable Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 21 Unremarkable Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 19
Secondary
Epic Mad Milk
Level 5 Epic Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Sodden Victims: 6370
Melee
Sufficiently Lethal Sandman
Level 15 Sufficiently Lethal Bat - Found in Crate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 182
Action
Battery Canteens
Level 87 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
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Unusual Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 91 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: Sunbeams
Misc
  
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The Teufort Tooth Kicker #2250
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Craft number: 2250
Painted with Australium Gold
  
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
Painted with Australium Gold
Primary
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Purchased

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
  • Uncraftable
Secondary
Hale's Own Jarate
Level 5 Hale's Own Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 10658
Melee
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
  • Uncraftable
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Unusual Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 30 Hat - Found in Crate
You can't tell, but he's furious.
  • Effect: Burning Flames
Misc
  
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
  
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 1 Uniform - Timed Drop
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Primary
Hale's Own Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 8958
  • Robots Destroyed: 6715
Secondary
Rage-Inducing Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
  • Banners Deployed: 2439
Melee
Uncharitable Escape Plan
Level 10 Uncharitable Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 128
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
  • Uncraftable
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Unusual Hustler's Hallmark
Level 93 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: Sunbeams
Painted with Pink as Hell
Misc
  
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
Painted with Pink as Hell
  
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 90 - MvM Badge completion reward
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Style: Imbued
Painted with Pink as Hell
Primary
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Secondary
Mildly Menacing Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 52
Melee
Mildly Menacing Eyelander
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 66
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 71 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
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NamedDescribed
 
Ectoplasmic Enticer
Level 48 Hat - Traded
:Ghosts:
  • Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Misc
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
 
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 26 Hat - Purchased
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Primary
Scarcely Lethal Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Scarcely Lethal Crossbow - Found in Crate
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 32
Secondary
Rage-Inducing Medi Gun
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Medi Gun - Traded
  • Ubers: 1952
  • Kill Assists: 2299
Melee
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Action
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
  • Uncraftable
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Max's Severed Head
Level 53 Hat - Timed Drop
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Painted with Team Spirit
Misc
  
Unusual Large Luchadore
Level 43 Hat - Found in Crate
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
  • Effect: Orbiting Fire
Painted with After Eight
  
Unusual Large Luchadore
Level 11 Hat - Traded
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
  • Effect: Smoking
Painted with After Eight
Primary
Scarcely Lethal Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 32 Scarcely Lethal Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 42
  • Robots Destroyed: 9114
Secondary
Face-Melting Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Face-Melting Lunch Box - Found in Crate
  • Food Items Eaten: 1127
Melee
Unremarkable Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Unremarkable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 11
Action
Battery Canteens
Level 87 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Head
  
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 42 Hat - Traded
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
  • Effect: Burning Flames
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Misc
  
1412
Rail Spikes #1412
Level 6 Spikes - Crafted
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits welded onto the round bits.
  • Crafted by lazyboyking
  • Craft number: 1412
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
  
The Filamental
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Primary
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
Secondary
Unremarkable Flare Gun
Level 10 Unremarkable Flare Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 11
Melee
Strange Neon Annihilator
Level 71 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 1
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 71 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
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Named
  
H.O.U.W.A.R
Level 57 Hat - Found in Crate
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
  • Effect: Massed Flies
Painted with After Eight
Misc
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 29 Hat - Found in Crate
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 68 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
Secondary
Strange Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 4
  • Robots Destroyed: 13
Melee
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - Traded
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
Somewhat Threatening Dead Ringer
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Deaths Feigned: 82
Building
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 55 Sapper - Gifted
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient, and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're trying to work.
  • Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
  • Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
Action
Battery Canteens
Level 87 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Head
  
Unusual Hetman's Headpiece
Level 11 Hat - Found in Crate
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
  • Effect: Sunbeams
Painted with Australium Gold
Misc
  
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 84 Apparel - Crafted
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Painted with Australium Gold
Unusual Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 60 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
  • Effect: Stormy Storm
Primary
Wicked Nasty Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 609
Secondary
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Traded
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Melee
Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 3 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Sentry Kills: 2
  • Kills: 1
  • Tanks Destroyed: 119
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 71 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable