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Head
The Hanger-On Hood
Level 68 Hat - Purchased
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the stomach for dressing up like a moth.
  • Style: TF_Henchboy_Hat_Style1
Misc
Flunkyware
Level 60 Apparel - Purchased
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your dignity at the same time.
The Flight of the Monarch
Level 51 Wings - Purchased
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve Winwood.
Primary
Sufficiently Lethal Scattergun
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 218
Secondary
Truly Feared Mad Milk
Level 5 Truly Feared Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Sodden Victims: 248
  • Allies Extinguished: 1
Melee
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
  • Kills: 5
Action
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Head
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Misc
  
The Merc's Muffler
Level 24 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
NamedDescribed
  
Sky-Hook
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe - Steam Purchase
Ride the rails of the sky for the fastest travel in Columbia!
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Primary
Somewhat Threatening Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
  • Kills: 75
  • Headshot Kills: 31
Secondary
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
Melee
Unremarkable Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Unremarkable Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 15
Action
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Head
  
Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Can't stop the signal.
  • Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
Misc
  
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
The Tuxxy
Level 27 Tuxedo - Purchased
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Primary
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Secondary
Face-Melting Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Face-Melting Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
  • Kills: 1480
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 223
Melee
Unremarkable Market Gardener
Level 10 Unremarkable Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 15
  • Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 1
Action
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Head
  
Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Can't stop the signal.
  • Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
Misc
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
NamedDescribed
  
Sky-Hook
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe - Steam Purchase
Ride the rails of the sky for the fastest travel in Columbia!
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Primary
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Secondary
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
Melee
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
Action
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Head
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Misc
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot - Steam Purchase
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Doc's Holiday
Level 94 Apparel - Found in Crate
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
Primary
Scarcely Lethal Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Scarcely Lethal Crossbow - Found in Crate
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 44
Secondary
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 4
  • Kill Assists: 24
Melee
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • Kills: 0
Action
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Head
  
Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Can't stop the signal.
  • Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
Misc
  
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
The Titanium Towel
Level 92 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Primary
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun - Steam Purchase
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Secondary
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 1
Melee
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
Action
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Head
  
Unusual Bolted Birdcage
Level 22 Hat - Found in Crate
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
  • Effect: Phosphorous
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Misc
The Tuxxy
Level 27 Tuxedo - Purchased
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
  
The Filamental
Level 23 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Primary
Named
Return to Sender
Level 10 Epic Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Kills: 5535
  • Projectiles Reflected: 1457
  • Allies Extinguished: 1468
  • Cloaked Spies Killed: 92
Secondary
Server-Clearing Shotgun
Level 1 Server-Clearing Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 3242
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 215
  • Cloaked Spies Killed: 14
Melee
Community Postal Pummeler
Level 50 Mailbox - Support Granted
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Action
Battery Canteens
Level 65 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
8 Spy
Misc
  
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
13877
Rogue's Col Roule #13877
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Robo-JJJJ
  • Craft number: 13877
Secondary
Mildly Menacing Ambassador
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 48
Melee
Wicked Nasty Knife
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 587
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
Sufficiently Lethal Dead Ringer
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Deaths Feigned: 180
Building
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 26 Sapper - Gifted
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient, and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're trying to work.
  • Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
  • Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
Action
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Head
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way, they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket when you try to get them to sign something.
Misc
The Tuxxy
Level 27 Tuxedo - Purchased
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
NamedDescribed
  
Sky-Hook
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe - Steam Purchase
Ride the rails of the sky for the fastest travel in Columbia!
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Primary
Server-Clearing Shotgun
Level 1 Server-Clearing Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 3242
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 215
  • Cloaked Spies Killed: 14
Secondary
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Traded
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Melee
Sufficiently Lethal Wrench
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Wrench - Traded
  • Sentry Kills: 217
  • Kills: 28
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!