Friendly Gaming with NIGHT Clan
Head
The Milkman
Level 57 Hat - Traded
Misc
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
<no employment record found>
  • Crafted by princess sparklepeep
Primary
Unremarkable Shortstop
Level 1 Unremarkable Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • Kills: 14
Secondary
Spectacularly Lethal Mad Milk
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Sodden Victims: 291
Melee
Gift
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Gifted
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Gift from: Org
Head
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
  • Untradable
Misc
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
<no employment record found>
  • Crafted by princess sparklepeep
Primary
NamedDescribed
My Primary Function is Headshots
Level 1 Face-Melting Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
I'm gonna hit your face; because I'm a good sniper!
  • Kills: 1489
  • Headshot Kills: 370
  • Buildings Destroyed: 41
Secondary
NamedDescribed
Tacky Jelly
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
Put it on your head!
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 1523
Melee
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 9
Head
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 28 Hat - Crafted
Misc
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Primary
Gore-Spattered Black Box
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 490
Secondary
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Purchased
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
  • Uncraftable
Melee
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Gifted
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Head
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 1 Hat - Traded
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Misc
The Dynamic Do-Gooder's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Dynamic Do-Gooder's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 43
  • Untradable
Primary
Spectacularly Lethal Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 332
Secondary
Gore-Spattered Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 410
  • Buildings Destroyed: 66
  • Robots Destroyed: 424
Melee
Sufficiently Lethal Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Stick Bomb - Found in Crate
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 211
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 32 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Head
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
Misc
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot - Steam Purchase
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Primary
Somewhat Threatening Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Somewhat Threatening Crossbow - Found in Crate
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 84
Secondary
Mildly Menacing Medi Gun
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 47
  • Kill Assists: 175
Melee
Scarcely Lethal Amputator
Level 15 Scarcely Lethal Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • Kills: 44
Head
Ghastly Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas of mould and grave dust.
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Untradable
Misc
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
<no employment record found>
  • Crafted by princess sparklepeep
Primary
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Secondary
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
  • Crafted by princess sparklepeep
Melee
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
Head
Named
Smooze Goo
Level 35 Hat - Traded
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Misc
The HazMat Headcase
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
The Fallen Angel
Level 93 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Primary
NamedDescribed
Bouncing Baby Bunnies Burning Brightly
Level 10 Server-Clearing Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Do you know what a bunny fire is?
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Kills: 3484
  • Projectiles Reflected: 121
  • Allies Extinguished: 310
Secondary
NamedDescribed
Gypsy Magic
Level 1 Truly Feared Shotgun - Found in Crate
Powered by 100% organic seapony tears and provolone!
  • Kills: 230
Melee
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Crafted
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Action
3
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Traded
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 3
8 Spy
Head
Fancy Fedora
Level 48 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
  • Uncraftable
Misc
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
<no employment record found>
  • Crafted by princess sparklepeep
Secondary
Strange Ambassador
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 7
Melee
Notably Dangerous Knife
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 162
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Head
Ghastly Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas of mould and grave dust.
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Untradable
Misc
The Idea Tube
Level 10 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
Primary
NamedDescribed
Gypsy Magic
Level 1 Truly Feared Shotgun - Found in Crate
Powered by 100% organic seapony tears and provolone!
  • Kills: 230
Secondary
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Melee
NamedDescribed
Gypsy Tambourine
Level 15 Positively Inhumane Wrench - Found in Crate
Listen to the jingle jangle of my gypsy tambourine.
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Sentry Kills: 858
  • Kills: 11
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25