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11716
The El Jefe #11716
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Craft number: 11716
Misc
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 31 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Primary
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
Secondary
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
Melee
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Found in Crate
  • Style: Soldier
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 81 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Head
Liquidator's Lid
Level 4 Hat - Found in Crate
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Misc
The Champ Stamp
Level 34 Tattoos - Purchased
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
  • Uncraftable
Villain's Veil
Level 20 Hat - Timed Drop
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Style: Trained Killer
Primary
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Secondary
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Gifted
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Melee
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Found in Crate
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 81 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Head
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 2 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Untradable
Misc
21321
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #21321
Level 69 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Crafted by Nailzd
  • Craft number: 21321
Primary
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
Secondary
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Melee
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 81 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Head
The Human Cannonball
Level 19 Hat - Purchased
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
  • Style: Burn
  • Uncraftable
Misc
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Primary
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
Secondary
Positively Inhumane Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 878
Melee
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Strange Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 81 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Head
The Human Cannonball
Level 19 Hat - Purchased
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
  • Style: Burn
  • Uncraftable
Misc
2359
The Foppish Physician #2359
Level 23 Apparel - Crafted
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Crafted by Nailzd
  • Craft number: 2359
  • Style: Epaulettes
Primary
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Secondary
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Melee
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 81 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Misc
The Champ Stamp
Level 34 Tattoos - Purchased
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
  • Uncraftable
Primary
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Secondary
Wicked Nasty Shotgun
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Shotgun - Traded
  • Kills: 606
Melee
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 81 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Head
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 60 Hat - Purchased
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
  • Uncraftable
Misc
3665
The Pyrotechnic Tote #3665
Level 68 Backpack - Crafted
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes?
  • Crafted by Nailzd
  • Craft number: 3665
  • Untradable
Primary
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Secondary
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Traded
Melee
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Found in Crate
  • Style: Soldier
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 81 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
8 Spy
Head
Fancy Fedora
Level 59 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
  • Uncraftable
Misc
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 76 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 3 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Secondary
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
Melee
85052
The Sharp Dresser #85052
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
  • Craft number: 85052
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 81 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Head
Hotrod
Level 58 Hat - Purchased
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
  • Uncraftable
Misc
The Champ Stamp
Level 34 Tattoos - Purchased
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
  • Uncraftable
Primary
Wicked Nasty Shotgun
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Shotgun - Traded
  • Kills: 606
Secondary
Somewhat Threatening Pistol
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 73
Melee
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 81 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable