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1 Scout
Head
  
The Crone's Dome
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
  • Crafted by william the conqueror
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Misc
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
  
The Track Terrorizer
Level 10 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Primary
Named
The kosher grocery list
Level 1 Hale's Own Scattergun - Traded
  • Kills: 25665
Secondary
Named
ur2slowXD
Level 1 Server-Clearing Pistol - Traded
  • Kills: 3284
Melee
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Action
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
2 Sniper
Head
  
The Crone's Dome
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
  • Crafted by william the conqueror
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Misc
The Mutton Mann
Level 76 Hair - Found in Crate
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
Described
Hale's Own Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Hale's Own Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
GOD DAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT HITREG HOLY FUCK, LITERALLY THE WORST THING
  • Kills: 10222
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 1085
Secondary
Face-Melting SMG
Level 1 Face-Melting SMG - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1099
Melee
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Action
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
3 Soldier
Head
  
The Crone's Dome
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
  • Crafted by william the conqueror
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Misc
  
1438
Fancy Dress Uniform #1438
Level 24 Uniform - Traded
  • Craft number: 1438
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
  
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Primary
Named
I'm an Atheist, debate me.
Level 1 Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 52812
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 14839
  • Gib Kills: 27047
  • Dominations: 2524
Secondary
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Traded
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Melee
Wicked Nasty Escape Plan
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 701
Action
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
4 Demoman
Head
  
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Painted with Australium Gold
Misc
  
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Genuine UGC 6vs6 Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC 6vs6 League Season 11
  • Untradable
Primary
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Secondary
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
Melee
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Action
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
5 Medic
Head
  
The Crone's Dome
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
  • Crafted by william the conqueror
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Misc
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 25 Hat - Crafted
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
  • Crafted by Professor Slutborn
8953
The Quadwrangler #8953
Level 36 Science Project - Crafted
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
  • Crafted by Professor Slutborn
  • Craft number: 8953
Primary
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Secondary
Wicked Nasty Medi Gun
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 638
  • Kill Assists: 2334
Melee
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Action
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
6 Heavy
Head
  
The Crone's Dome
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
  • Crafted by william the conqueror
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Misc
Named
440
Father's Fantastic Filthy Festive Fuzz
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Crafted by Professor Slutborn
  • Craft number: 440
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Secondary
Vintage Sandvich
Level 58 Lunch Box - Traded
Melee
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Action
805
Power Up Canteen #805
Level 10 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Crafted by Professor Slutborn
  • Craft number: 805
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
7 Pyro
Head
  
The Crone's Dome
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
  • Crafted by william the conqueror
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Misc
The Filamental
Level 76 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
Secondary
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Traded
Melee
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
8 Spy
Head
 
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 12 Hat - Traded
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Misc
The Intangible Ascot
Level 48 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Secondary
Sufficiently Lethal Ambassador
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 186
Melee
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Action
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
9 Engineer
Head
  
The Crone's Dome
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
  • Crafted by william the conqueror
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Misc
The Mutton Mann
Level 76 Hair - Found in Crate
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
NamedDescribed
The Roflstomp
Level 1 Hale's Own Shotgun - Traded
Less QQ, more pew-pew.
  • Kills: 17842
Secondary
Named
ur2slowXD
Level 1 Server-Clearing Pistol - Traded
  • Kills: 3284
Melee
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
805
Power Up Canteen #805
Level 10 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Crafted by Professor Slutborn
  • Craft number: 805
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds