IPv6 OPTF2
1 Scout
Head
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 56 Hat - Traded
Straight outta control point.
  • Style: Oldest School
Misc
Earbuds
Level 70 Hat - Timed Drop
OSX represent!
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops - Purchased
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
  • Uncraftable
Primary
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Secondary
The Flying Guillotine
Level 47 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
Melee
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Action
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
2 Sniper
Head
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Break news, spirits and heads.
Misc
Earbuds
Level 70 Hat - Timed Drop
OSX represent!
Villain's Veil
Level 39 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Style: Smooth Assassin
Primary
Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
Secondary
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Melee
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Purchased
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Action
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
3 Soldier
Head
 
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 98 Hat - Traded
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Misc
Earbuds
Level 70 Hat - Timed Drop
OSX represent!
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal - Traded
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
  • Medal no. 6693
Primary
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Secondary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Melee
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Action
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
4 Demoman
Head
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask - Steam Purchase
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
Misc
Earbuds
Level 70 Hat - Timed Drop
OSX represent!
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Primary
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Secondary
Sufficiently Lethal Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 210
Melee
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Action
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
5 Medic
Head
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Break news, spirits and heads.
Misc
Earbuds
Level 70 Hat - Timed Drop
OSX represent!
Blighted Beak
Level 10 Hat - Traded
  • Style: Vibrio Cholerae
Primary
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Secondary
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Melee
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Action
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
6 Heavy
Head
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Break news, spirits and heads.
Misc
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox - Found in Crate
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
Security Shades
Level 57 Hat - Traded
Primary
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Secondary
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Melee
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Action
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
7 Pyro
Head
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 6 Hat - Timed Drop
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Misc
Earbuds
Level 70 Hat - Timed Drop
OSX represent!
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Primary
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Purchased
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
Secondary
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Melee
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Action
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
8 Spy
Head
 
Unusual Frenchman's Beret
Level 19 Hat - Traded
Because real espionage is an artform.
  • Effect: Circling Peace Sign
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Misc
Earbuds
Level 70 Hat - Timed Drop
OSX represent!
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel - Found in Crate
Secondary
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Melee
Gore-Spattered Knife
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 464
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Action
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
9 Engineer
Head
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 97 Hat - Timed Drop
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Misc
Earbuds
Level 70 Hat - Timed Drop
OSX represent!
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 24 Pocket Buddy - Traded
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Primary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Secondary
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Timed Drop
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Melee
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable