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The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 81 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Misc
19099
Bonk Boy #19099
Level 78 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Rammite
  • Craft number: 19099
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 80 Futuristic Sound Device - Crafted
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
  • Crafted by Doctor Dakka
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
Primary
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Secondary
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Melee
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
2 Sniper
Head
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Misc
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel - Timed Drop
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1 - Steam Purchase
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Primary
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Secondary
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Melee
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
3 Soldier
Head
 
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 75 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Misc
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 14 Decorative Bombs - Timed Drop
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 8 Uniform - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Primary
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
Secondary
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Traded
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Melee
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
4 Demoman
Head
 
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 57 Hat - Traded
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Misc
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 33 - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair - Steam Purchase
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself!
Primary
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Secondary
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Melee
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
5 Medic
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Vintage Tyrolean
Level 45 Hat - Timed Drop
Misc
15027
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Photo Badge #15027
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Crafted by Champ229
  • Craft number: 15027
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 6 Hat - Traded
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Primary
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
Secondary
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Melee
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
6 Heavy
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Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men.
Misc
3248
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #3248
Level 12 Hat - Crafted
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
  • Crafted by Rammite
  • Craft number: 3248
  • Untradable
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt - Steam Purchase
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Primary
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun - Found in Crate
Secondary
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Melee
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
7 Pyro
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Pyromancer's Mask
Level 4 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Style: Stylish Paint
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Misc
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Primary
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Secondary
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Melee
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
8 Spy
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Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Misc
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
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  • Crafted by Rammite
Secondary
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Melee
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
9 Engineer
Head
Hotrod
Level 2 Hat - Timed Drop
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
Misc
The Idea Tube
Level 41 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
Somewhat Threatening Shotgun
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 78
Secondary
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Melee
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Crafted
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.