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1 Scout
Head
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 51 Hat - Found in Crate
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Misc
The Bolt Boy
Level 1 Hat - Found in Crate
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 97 Futuristic Sound Device - Crafted
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
  • Crafted by Nagi
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
Primary
Named
I'm a Punk
Level 1 Server-Clearing Scattergun - Traded
  • Kills: 2732
Secondary
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Melee
Named
Waste of a Name Tag
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Bat - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 166
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
2 Sniper
Head
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Misc
12703
The Deus Specs #12703
Level 10 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by i ate all your bees
  • Craft number: 12703
The Merc's Muffler
Level 47 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Primary
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Secondary
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Melee
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
3 Soldier
Head
  
Unusual Stout Shako
Level 47 Hat - Found in Crate
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
  • Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Misc
9321
The All-Father #9321
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Craft number: 9321
6481
The Kringle Collection #6481
Level 30 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
  • Craft number: 6481
Primary
Named
Unforgiven
Level 5 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 3064
  • Defenders Killed: 9
  • Cloaked Spies Killed: 7
  • Pyros Killed: 72
Secondary
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Melee
Uncharitable Escape Plan
Level 10 Uncharitable Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 121
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
4 Demoman
Head
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 71 Hat - Found in Crate
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger? Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention since the electric can opener.
Misc
Bolted Bombardier
Level 24 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
The Battery Bandolier
Level 84 Decorative Bombs - MvM Squad surplus reward
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
Primary
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Secondary
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Melee
Gore-Spattered Eyelander
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 369
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
5 Medic
Head
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Misc
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope - Timed Drop
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 87 Hat - Crafted
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Primary
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Secondary
Scarcely Lethal Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 17 Scarcely Lethal Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Ubers: 29
  • Kill Assists: 92
Melee
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
6 Heavy
Head
The Tungsten Toque
Level 48 Hat - Found in Crate
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Misc
12703
The Deus Specs #12703
Level 10 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by i ate all your bees
  • Craft number: 12703
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Traded
Keep little healing man close.
Primary
Named
Animal Mother
Level 1 Epic Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 6171
  • Heavies Killed: 95
  • Buildings Destroyed: 77
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 116
Secondary
Named
I Can't Throw This Thing Worth Shit
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Lunch Box - Found in Crate
  • Food Items Eaten: 509
Melee
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
7 Pyro
Head
Firewall Helmet
Level 22 Hat - Found in Crate
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably.
Misc
The Merc's Muffler
Level 47 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
The Rusty Reaper
Level 22 Hat - Found in Crate
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Primary
Somewhat Threatening Flame Thrower
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 71
Secondary
NamedDescribed
Anti-Pyro Device
Level 1 Face-Melting Shotgun - Found in Crate
Airblast, schmairblast.
  • Kills: 1117
Melee
Mildly Menacing Axtinguisher
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 52
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
8 Spy
Head
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Misc
12703
The Deus Specs #12703
Level 10 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by i ate all your bees
  • Craft number: 12703
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel - Timed Drop
Secondary
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Melee
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
9 Engineer
Head
The Data Mining Light
Level 95 Hat - Found in Crate
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Misc
12703
The Deus Specs #12703
Level 10 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by i ate all your bees
  • Craft number: 12703
Teddy Robobelt
Level 95 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Primary
Mildly Menacing Frontier Justice
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 65
  • Critical Kills: 35
Secondary
Wicked Nasty Pistol
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 635
Melee
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.