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Head
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 41 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Misc
5445
The Champ Stamp #5445
Level 45 Tattoos - Crafted
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
  • Crafted by Burden
  • Craft number: 5445
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 62 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Primary
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Secondary
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Melee
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Head
  
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
  • Style: Beakless
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Misc
  
Villain's Veil
Level 57 Hat - Purchased
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Style: Smooth Assassin
  • Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
5445
The Champ Stamp #5445
Level 45 Tattoos - Crafted
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
  • Crafted by Burden
  • Craft number: 5445
Primary
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Found in Crate
Secondary
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Achievement
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Untradable
Melee
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
  • Uncraftable
Head
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Misc
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 99 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
11250
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #11250
Level 44 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Crafted by Burden
  • Craft number: 11250
Primary
Server-Clearing Black Box
Level 5 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 2702
Secondary
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Melee
Scarcely Lethal Escape Plan
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 27
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Head
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 96 Hat - Purchased
Misc
The Cool Breeze
Level 15 Kilt - Purchased
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Primary
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
Secondary
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Melee
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Head
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
Misc
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 62 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Doc's Holiday
Level 7 Apparel - Found in Crate
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
Primary
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Secondary
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Melee
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Achievement
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Untradable
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
  • Uncraftable
Head
  
The Hound Dog
Level 58 Hat - Purchased
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Misc
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 58 Shirt - Found in Crate
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
  • Style: J.R. Gyle
  
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 59 Hair - Found in Crate
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Primary
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Secondary
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Melee
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Head
The Attendant
Level 24 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Misc
  
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 44 Mask - Purchased
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!
  • Style: Without Stripes
Painted with Team Spirit
Primary
Rage-Inducing Degreaser
Level 10 Rage-Inducing Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Kills: 1907
Secondary
Uncharitable Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Uncharitable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
  • Kills: 127
Melee
Spectacularly Lethal Powerjack
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
  • Kills: 326
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
8 Spy
Head
Familiar Fez
Level 81 Hat - Purchased
Misc
  
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Team Spirit
  
7322
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #7322
Level 3 Shoes - Crafted
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
  • Crafted by Burden
  • Craft number: 7322
Painted with Team Spirit
Secondary
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
Melee
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Purchased
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
  • Uncraftable
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Purchased
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Uncraftable
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
  • Uncraftable
Head
The Hetman's Headpiece
Level 3 Hat - Timed Drop
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Misc
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 3 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - MvM Squad surplus reward
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Primary
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Secondary
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Melee
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable