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1 Scout
Head
The Milkman
Level 95 Hat - Traded
Misc
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 1
  • Untradable
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Primary
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Secondary
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Melee
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
2 Sniper
Head
Professional's Panama
Level 30 Hat - Crafted
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
  • Crafted by ITM
  • Untradable
Misc
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge - Traded
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Primary
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
Secondary
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Melee
3820
The Shahanshah #3820
Level 5 Kukri - Crafted
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • Crafted by ITM
  • Craft number: 3820
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
3 Soldier
Primary
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Secondary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Melee
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Steam Purchase
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
4 Demoman
Head
128
Sultan's Ceremonial #128
Level 90 Hat - Traded
  • Crafted by Misterchids
  • Craft number: 128
Misc
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Primary
Somewhat Threatening Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 80
Secondary
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Melee
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
5 Medic
Primary
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Secondary
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Melee
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
6 Heavy
Head
  
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 12 Hat - Traded
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
Painted with Team Spirit
Misc
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 37 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Primary
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun - Found in Crate
Secondary
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Melee
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
7 Pyro
Head
211
The Birdcage #211
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
  • Crafted by Dick-Ass Thief
  • Craft number: 211
Misc
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 40 Hat - Traded
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
  • Crafted by 人斬り抜刀斎
Primary
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
Secondary
Scarcely Lethal Flare Gun
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Flare Gun - Traded
  • Kills: 35
Melee
Named
HOTMAIL
Level 10 Mailbox - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
8 Spy
Head
Familiar Fez
Level 74 Hat - Traded
Misc
 
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 50 Facial Hair - Traded
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Painted with Australium Gold
 
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel - Traded
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Secondary
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
Melee
Named
Y U MAD THO?
Level 1 Knife - Traded
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
9 Engineer
Head
 
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 53 Hat - Traded
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Misc
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Primary
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Secondary
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Melee
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25