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1 Scout
Head
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 97 Hat - Crafted
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
Primary
NamedDescribed
Ballistic Groove Gun
Level 1 Hale's Own Scattergun - Traded
The emanating funkified energy waves will surely send your foes dancing
  • Kills: 55700
  • Revenges: 6
  • Dominations: 891
  • Defenders Killed: 151
Secondary
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Melee
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Steam Purchase
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
2 Sniper
Head
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 29 Hat - Traded
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Misc
  
101
The Marxman #101
Level 13 Glasses - Crafted
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Craft number: 101
  • Style: Yes, Cigar
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
3076
Villain's Veil #3076
Level 62 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Craft number: 3076
  • Style: Trained Killer
Primary
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Secondary
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Melee
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 97 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
3 Soldier
Head
The Lucky Shot
Level 67 Hat - Crafted
Let's see you do that again, Private.
Misc
8978
texture
Flair! #8978
Level 20 Flair! - Crafted
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 8978
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 56 Facial Hair - Traded
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Primary
Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 456
Secondary
Server-Clearing Shotgun
Level 1 Server-Clearing Shotgun - Traded
  • Kills: 3051
Melee
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 5
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
4 Demoman
Head
2254
Sultan's Ceremonial #2254
Level 3 Hat - Crafted
  • Craft number: 2254
Misc
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 44 Mystical Lamp - Crafted
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Crafted by Weenie Dog
  
101
The Marxman #101
Level 13 Glasses - Crafted
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Craft number: 101
  • Style: Yes, Cigar
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Primary
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Secondary
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Melee
Scarcely Lethal Eyelander
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 27
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 97 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
5 Medic
Head
Ze Goggles
Level 29 Glasses - Timed Drop
Nothing
Misc
Blighted Beak
Level 66 Hat - Traded
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 50 Hat - Traded
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Primary
Somewhat Threatening Overdose
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Kills: 83
Secondary
Rage-Inducing Medi Gun
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Medi Gun - Traded
  • Ubers: 1644
  • Kill Assists: 4933
Melee
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
6 Heavy
Head
Unusual Pugilist's Protector
Level 60 Hat - Traded
  • Effect: Circling Peace Sign
Misc
17462
Pocket Medic #17462
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Keep little healing man close.
  • Craft number: 17462
  
101
The Marxman #101
Level 13 Glasses - Crafted
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Craft number: 101
  • Style: Yes, Cigar
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Primary
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 22 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Secondary
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Melee
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
7 Pyro
Head
The Attendant
Level 70 Hat - Traded
Misc
 
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 79 Facial Hair - Traded
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses - Traded
Primary
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
Secondary
Server-Clearing Shotgun
Level 1 Server-Clearing Shotgun - Traded
  • Kills: 3051
Melee
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
8 Spy
Head
  
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Misc
8978
texture
Flair! #8978
Level 20 Flair! - Crafted
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 8978
The Made Man
Level 90 - Purchased
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
  • Uncraftable
Secondary
Spectacularly Lethal Diamondback
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 331
Melee
Epic Knife
Level 1 Epic Knife - Traded
  • Kills: 5198
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
9 Engineer
Head
  
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 82 Hat - Traded
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
Misc
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Traded
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Primary
Server-Clearing Shotgun
Level 1 Server-Clearing Shotgun - Traded
  • Kills: 3051
Secondary
Server-Clearing Pistol
Level 1 Server-Clearing Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 4064
Melee
Face-Melting Jag
Level 15 Face-Melting Wrench - Traded
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Sentry Kills: 1169
  • Kills: 109
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable