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Head
  
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Straight outta control point.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Misc
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
  
The Fast Learner
Level 11 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Winter
  • Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Primary
Described
Positively Inhumane Scattergun
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Scattergun - Found in Crate
About 32.23% cooler than a regular Scattergun!
  • Kills: 938
Secondary
Strange Flying Guillotine
Level 49 Strange Cleaver - Found in Crate
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 5
Melee
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Head
  
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Painted with Pink as Hell
Misc
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge - Timed Drop
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
  • Hire Date: 2007-12-26 15:36:32
  • Untradable
Primary
Rage-Inducing Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 2089
  • Scouts Killed: 465
Secondary
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Melee
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 65 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Head
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 80 Hat - Found in Crate
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction!
Misc
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
Keep little healing man close.
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
Secondary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Melee
Scarcely Lethal Market Gardener
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 42
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Head
The Samur-Eye
Level 86 Hat - Purchased
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
  • Uncraftable
Misc
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge - Timed Drop
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
  • Hire Date: 2007-12-26 15:36:32
  • Untradable
Primary
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Secondary
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Melee
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 65 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Head
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 5 Hat - Found in Crate
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center.
Misc
The Foppish Physician
Level 30 Apparel - Purchased
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Style: Epaulettes
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge - Timed Drop
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
  • Hire Date: 2007-12-26 15:36:32
  • Untradable
Primary
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Secondary
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 7
  • Kill Assists: 649
Melee
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Head
  
Unusual One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
  • Effect: Steaming
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
Misc
  
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 86 Apparel - Purchased
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
  
Aqua Flops
Level 89 Flip-Flops - Purchased
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
Primary
Face-Melting Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Face-Melting Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 1214
Secondary
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Melee
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 65 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Head
 
Brigade Helm
Level 37 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
Misc
 
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 47 Facial Hair - Purchased
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Filamental
Level 18 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
Primary
Spectacularly Lethal Flame Thrower
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 333
  • Revenges: 0
  • Posthumous Kills: 2
Secondary
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
Melee
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 65 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
8 Spy
Head
  
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 99 Hat - Timed Drop
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Painted with Australium Gold
Misc
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
  • Style: Epaulettes
Le Party Phantom
Level 25 Hat - Timed Drop
Secondary
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Melee
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Action
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Head
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 53 Hat - Found in Crate
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Misc
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge - Timed Drop
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
  • Hire Date: 2007-12-26 15:36:32
  • Untradable
Primary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Secondary
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Melee
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 65 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable