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1 Scout
Head
1945
The El Jefe #1945
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by [KI A]NineteenEleven
  • Craft number: 1945
Misc
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 49 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Primary
Face-Melting Scattergun
Level 1 Face-Melting Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1240
Secondary
Somewhat Threatening Pistol
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Pistol - Traded
  • Kills: 97
Melee
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
2 Sniper
Head
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Misc
Villain's Veil
Level 23 Hat - Found in Crate
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1 - Steam Purchase
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Primary
Positively Inhumane Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Sniper Rifle - Traded
  • Kills: 901
Secondary
Wicked Nasty Jarate
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 503
Melee
Notably Dangerous Bushwacka
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Kukri - Found in Crate
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 171
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
3 Soldier
Head
Unusual Chieftain's Challenge
Level 19 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: Smoking
Misc
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 41 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Primary
Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 3448
  • Posthumous Kills: 66
  • Gib Kills: 2691
  • Dominations: 84
Secondary
Gore-Spattered Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
  • Kills: 458
Melee
Mildly Menacing Escape Plan
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 63
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
4 Demoman
Head
Reggaelator
Level 40 Hat - Timed Drop
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
  • Style: Bones
Misc
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 41 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair - Steam Purchase
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself!
Primary
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Secondary
Rage-Inducing Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 2144
Melee
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Strange Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 5
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
5 Medic
Head
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 51 Hat - Gifted
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Misc
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Medi-Mask
Level 48 Mask - Found in Crate
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
Primary
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Secondary
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Melee
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 26 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
6 Heavy
Head
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men.
Misc
Large Luchadore
Level 88 Hat - Traded
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
  • Style: El Picante Grande
Security Shades
Level 84 Hat - Found in Crate
Primary
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Secondary
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Melee
Unremarkable Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Unremarkable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 12
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
7 Pyro
Head
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 71 Hat - Traded
Misc
 
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 36 Facial Hair - Traded
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 41 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Primary
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
Secondary
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Melee
Uncharitable Axtinguisher
Level 10 Uncharitable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 119
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
8 Spy
Head
Unusual Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
  • Effect: Stormy Storm
Misc
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 85 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
  
7320
The Made Man #7320
Level 65 - Crafted
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
  • Craft number: 7320
Painted with Australium Gold
Secondary
Scarcely Lethal Ambassador
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 27
Melee
Server-Clearing Big Earner
Level 1 Server-Clearing Knife - Found in Crate
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 2725
  • Heavies Killed: 253
  • Dominations: 190
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
Wicked Nasty Dead Ringer
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Deaths Feigned: 605
Building
Positively Plasmatic Sapper
Level 1 Positively Plasmatic Sapper - Found in Crate
  • Buildings Sapped: 293
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
9 Engineer
Head
Unusual Hotrod
Level 26 Hat - Found in Crate
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
  • Effect: Smoking
Misc
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 3 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Primary
NamedDescribed
The Problem Solver
Level 1 Shotgun - Timed Drop
For When All Else Fails
Secondary
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Melee
Mildly Menacing Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Sentry Kills: 54
  • Kills: 4
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.