All
Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 219.4 | 12.19 |
| EUR | €99.6 | €5.53 |
| GBP | £94.3 | £5.24 |
| RUB | 3834.0 | 213.0 |
| USD | $128.6 | $7.14 |
Item statistics
| Action | 29 |
|---|---|
| Building | 6 |
| Hats | 336 |
| Misc | 242 |
| Other | 116 |
| Pda | 13 |
| Weapons | 734 |
| Total | 1476 / 2000 |
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The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - MvM Squad surplus reward
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - MvM Badge completion reward
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - MvM Badge completion reward
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Flying Guillotine
Level 16 Cleaver - MvM Badge completion reward
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
The Flying Guillotine
Level 83 Cleaver - MvM Badge completion reward
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
The Flying Guillotine
Level 13 Cleaver - MvM Squad surplus reward
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - MvM Badge completion reward
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - MvM Badge completion reward
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - MvM Squad surplus reward
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Crafted
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- Crafted by SMURFASAURUS
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - MvM Badge completion reward
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - MvM Badge completion reward
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
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The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - MvM Badge completion reward
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - MvM Badge completion reward
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - MvM Badge completion reward
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +40% projectile speed
- -25% clip size
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 53 Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 47 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 98 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - MvM Badge completion reward
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - MvM Badge completion reward
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - MvM Badge completion reward
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - MvM Squad surplus reward
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - MvM Badge completion reward
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - MvM Squad surplus reward
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - MvM Badge completion reward
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
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The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - MvM Badge completion reward
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - MvM Squad surplus reward
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Gifted
- Gift from: tienledinh
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Squad surplus reward
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Squad surplus reward
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Squad surplus reward
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - MvM Badge completion reward
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - MvM Squad surplus reward
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - MvM Badge completion reward
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - MvM Badge completion reward
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - MvM Badge completion reward
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - MvM Badge completion reward
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - MvM Badge completion reward
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - MvM Badge completion reward
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
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The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - MvM Badge completion reward
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - MvM Badge completion reward
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Lollichop
Level 84 Fire Axe - MvM Badge completion reward
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 81 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 7 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Neon Annihilator
Level 44 Sign - Timed Drop
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
The Neon Annihilator
Level 47 Sign - MvM Badge completion reward
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
The Neon Annihilator
Level 62 Sign - Timed Drop
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - MvM Badge completion reward
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - MvM Badge completion reward
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
- Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
- Cannonballs push players back on impact
- Cannonballs do not explode on impact
- -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
- Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
- Cannonballs push players back on impact
- Cannonballs do not explode on impact
- -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
- Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
- Cannonballs push players back on impact
- Cannonballs do not explode on impact
- -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Earned
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Gifted
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - MvM Badge completion reward
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - MvM Badge completion reward
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - MvM Badge completion reward
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - MvM Badge completion reward
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - MvM Badge completion reward
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - MvM Badge completion reward
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
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The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - MvM Squad surplus reward
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - MvM Badge completion reward
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - MvM Badge completion reward
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - MvM Badge completion reward
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - MvM Badge completion reward
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Squad surplus reward
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Squad surplus reward
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 93 Minigun - Timed Drop
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 69 Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 100 Minigun - Timed Drop
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - MvM Badge completion reward
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - MvM Badge completion reward
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - MvM Squad surplus reward
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Gifted
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- Gift from: Hecaton John
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - MvM Badge completion reward
- +30% damage bonus
- -20 max health on wearer
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +50% faster firing speed
- -60% damage penalty
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The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - MvM Badge completion reward
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Rescue Ranger
Level 42 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
The Rescue Ranger
Level 29 Shotgun - MvM Squad surplus reward
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - MvM Badge completion reward
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - MvM Badge completion reward
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - MvM Badge completion reward
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - MvM Squad surplus reward
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - MvM Squad surplus reward
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - MvM Badge completion reward
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - MvM Badge completion reward
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Earned
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - MvM Squad surplus reward
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - MvM Badge completion reward
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - MvM Badge completion reward
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - MvM Badge completion reward
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - MvM Badge completion reward
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - MvM Badge completion reward
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - MvM Badge completion reward
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
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Heads will roll.
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - MvM Squad surplus reward
'Do no harm.'
- Allows you to see enemy health
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - MvM Squad surplus reward
Heads will roll.
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - MvM Badge completion reward
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - MvM Badge completion reward
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - MvM Badge completion reward
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - MvM Badge completion reward
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - MvM Squad surplus reward
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - MvM Squad surplus reward
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
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The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - MvM Badge completion reward
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - MvM Badge completion reward
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - MvM Badge completion reward
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - MvM Squad surplus reward
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 55 Sapper - Timed Drop
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 30 Sapper - MvM Badge completion reward
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 6 Sapper - Timed Drop
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - MvM Badge completion reward
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - MvM Badge completion reward
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - MvM Badge completion reward
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Gifted
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - MvM Squad surplus reward
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - MvM Badge completion reward
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - MvM Badge completion reward
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Freedom Staff #41607
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 41607
The Freedom Staff #41608
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 41608
The Freedom Staff #41613
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 41613
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: 阴茎 Mexu #SpecLife
- Crate Series #57
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - MvM Badge completion reward
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Lavender Town #Timewarp#GBH
- Crate Series #56
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - MvM Badge completion reward
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - MvM Badge completion reward
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Sleepin' [Did an all-nighter]
- Crate Series #57
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - MvM Badge completion reward
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Nose Candy
Level 55 Mask - Purchased
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: 阴茎 Mexu #SpecLife
- Crate Series #57
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - MvM Badge completion reward
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - MvM Badge completion reward
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - MvM Squad surplus reward
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - MvM Badge completion reward
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - MvM Badge completion reward
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - MvM Badge completion reward
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - MvM Squad surplus reward
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: RoseBuddy
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Lavender Town #Timewarp#GBH
- Crate Series #56
10
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #57
Strange Enforcer
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Kinoshi
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #56
Strange Part: Medics Killed That Have Full ÜberCharge
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of medics you kill while they have full ÜberCharge.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #59
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #59
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DevilGear44
- Crate Series #59
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DefianT
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: ЩĄ | Deysi
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Kinoshi
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Kinoshi
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Emily
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: ЩĄ | Deysi
- Crate Series #57
11
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Guzzlepuzzle_
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Gil Van Graff
- Crate Series #58
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Natural! TF2-T [A]
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Mister Biztos
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: FrogVrog
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: w0tnez
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Guzzlepuzzle_
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: sPrUnGiT
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: mr.ridiculosspelling
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Jebus
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Derelgamer |RAWR
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: MLP måkedritt
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Champi
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Ash
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: hiisgreat
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: T-LOL
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: sPrUnGiT
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Natural! TF2-T [A]
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Smox
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: The MΣTA
- Crate Series #55
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Heads will roll.
Aqua Flops #438
Level 90 Flip-Flops - Crafted
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
- Crafted by Berserk
- Craft number: 438
Painted with Australium Gold
Goober
Level 14 Hat - Traded
Ever so lovely ♥
- Effect: Green Confetti
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #14465
Level 94 Shoes - Crafted
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 14465
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 42 Minigun - Purchased
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
- Uncraftable
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Dr. Whoa #19828
Level 15 Shirt - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 19828
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #28139
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 28139
Googly Gazer
Level 85 Hat - Crafted
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
the other one on everything else.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
The Scarecrow
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Purchased
Heads will roll.
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
- Uncraftable
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 4
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Earned
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 37 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Battle Bob
Level 87 Hat - Crafted
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the natural contours of your fearsome war face.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
The Rusty Reaper
Level 28 Hat - Found in Crate
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
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Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 61 Hat - Traded
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 3 Hat - Traded
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 38 Hat - Traded
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 38 Hat - Traded
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 65 Hat - Traded
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 49 Hat - Traded
Straight outta control point.
- Style: Oldest School
Painted with Drably Olive
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
- Style: Pigmentation Gained
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Sign of the Wolf's School #7914
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
- Craft number: 7914
The Hot Dogger #9
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look like an expert on hot dogs.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 9
The Backwards Ballcap #6699
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
- Craft number: 6699
The Stereoscopic Shades #229
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
- Crafted by NIGNOGGER
- Craft number: 229
The Hermes #87
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
- Crafted by PiNK T☆CO > GIBBLE ME SUMMER
- Craft number: 87
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 9 Hat - Found in Crate
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick your teeth in.
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel - Found in Crate
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
- Jingle all the way
The Fast Learner
Level 81 Shirt - Crafted
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Style: Winter
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 93 Futuristic Sound Device - Crafted
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they can catch up to you.
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 67 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Dillinger's Duffel #19
Level 70 Backpack - Crafted
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 19
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase: effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you handsome devil.
The Track Terrorizer
Level 70 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
The Robot Running Man
Level 95 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh boy!
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 90 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 68 Shoes - Found in Crate
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
The Hanger-On Hood
Level 51 Hat - Crafted
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the stomach for dressing up like a moth.
- Crafted by Fy || Aditya
The Flight of the Monarch
Level 35 Wings - Crafted
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve Winwood.
- Crafted by Thidran {MCT}
Flunkyware
Level 9 Apparel - Crafted
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your dignity at the same time.
- Crafted by [JAG] Numroth Ze Ol' Mann.
The Digit Divulger
Level 22 Gloves - Found in Crate
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages - Steam Purchase
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy! But priceless.
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 11 Boots - Achievement
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
- Untradable
Bonk Leadwear
Level 77 Hat - Found in Crate
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 57 Hat - Found in Crate
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
The Bolt Boy
Level 76 Hat - Found in Crate
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
The Bot Dogger
Level 34 Hat - Found in Crate
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
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Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 24 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 4
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 53 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Spectacularly Lethal Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 26 Spectacularly Lethal Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 279
- Robots Destroyed: 2615
- Tanks Destroyed: 74
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 49 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Gore-Spattered Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 464
- Robots Destroyed: 413
- Tanks Destroyed: 0
Scarcely Lethal Shortstop
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Kills: 31
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Traded
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
Strange Soda Popper
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
Truly Feared Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Truly Feared Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 246
Baby Face's Blaster #49
Level 10 Scattergun - Crafted
- 40% more accurate
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 49
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Rage-Inducing Mad Milk
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
- Sodden Victims: 2003
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Crafted
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
The Winger #1566
Level 15 Pistol - Crafted
- +15% damage bonus
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 1566
- -60% clip size
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol #48
Level 10 Pistol - Crafted
- +15 max health on wearer
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 48
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver - Steam Purchase
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Style: Thirstier
Unremarkable Flying Guillotine
Level 34 Unremarkable Cleaver - Found in Crate
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 18
The Flying Guillotine #2474
Level 79 Cleaver - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 2474
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
Sufficiently Lethal Sandman
Level 15 Sufficiently Lethal Bat - Found in Crate
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
- Kills: 181
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Unremarkable Boston Basher
Level 25 Unremarkable Bat - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
- Kills: 21
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- Crafted by Skaiyo
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Crafted
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Crafted
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
Strange Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Strange Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
- Humiliations: 0
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Steam Purchase
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Steam Purchase
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- Crafted by Fritty Jr
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
The Atomizer #1745
Level 10 Bat - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 1745
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
The Wrap Assassin #865
Level 15 Bat - Crafted
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 865
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
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Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 57 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 21 Hat - Traded
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 91 Hat - Traded
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 6 Hat - Traded
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 72 Hat - Traded
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal - Traded
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
- Medal no. 4229
HOLY ARMAMENTS OF ANTIOCH
Level 40 Hat - Traded
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more,
Honcho's Headgear
Level 91 Hat - Crafted
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
- Untradable
Furious Fukaamigasa #403
Level 43 Hat - Crafted
You can't tell, but he's furious.
- Crafted by WhizzUK
- Craft number: 403
Armored Authority #519
Level 54 Hat - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 519
Fancy Dress Uniform #4575
Level 34 Uniform - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 4575
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #1839
Level 95 Facial Hair - Traded
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by zyzz
- Craft number: 1839
The Hat With No Name #235
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
- Crafted by PiNK T☆CO > GIBBLE ME SUMMER
- Craft number: 235
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 68 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Kringle Collection
Level 12 Coat - Found in Crate
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
The Lucky Shot
Level 66 Hat - Crafted
Let's see you do that again, Private.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
The Conquistador
Level 97 Hat - Crafted
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French cosplayer.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
The Battle Bob
Level 28 Hat - Crafted
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the natural contours of your fearsome war face.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
The Helmet Without a Home #54
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 54
The Captain's Cocktails #45
Level 61 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 45
Soldier's Stogie #1033
Level 9 Cigar - Crafted
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
- Craft number: 1033
The Tin Pot
Level 1 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
The War Pig
Level 13 Hat - Found in Crate
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
The Chief Constable #1747
Level 62 Hat - Crafted
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
- Crafted by ✞.ⅤѺЇÐ
- Craft number: 1747
Haunted Zipperface
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 89 Hat - Found in Crate
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and "freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 61 Hat - Found in Crate
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction!
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 5 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Steel Shako
Level 60 Hat - Found in Crate
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
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Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 21 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 59 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 23 Sufficiently Lethal Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 215
- Tanks Destroyed: 50
- Robots Destroyed: 1964
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 64 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Positively Inhumane Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 8 Positively Inhumane Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 907
- Robots Destroyed: 4433
- Tanks Destroyed: 2
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Mildly Menacing Direct Hit
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Kills: 48
Positively Inhumane Black Box
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Rocket Launcher - Traded
- On Hit: +15 health
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 935
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
Strange Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +40% projectile speed
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 0
The Liberty Launcher #6605
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
- +40% projectile speed
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 6605
- -25% clip size
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Level 47 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
- Kills: 0
The Beggar's Bazooka #70
Level 76 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 70
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Face-Melting Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Face-Melting Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
- Banners Deployed: 1484
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Steam Purchase
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Crushingly Crushing Mantreads
Level 10 Crushingly Crushing Boots - Found in Crate
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
- Opponents Flattened: 7
The Mantreads #2786
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 2786
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Traded
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Reserve Shooter #1646
Level 10 Shotgun - Crafted
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 1646
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
Unremarkable Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Unremarkable Shotgun - Found in Crate
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
- Kills: 20
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Truly Feared Escape Plan
Level 10 Truly Feared Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 256
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Spectacularly Lethal Equalizer
Level 10 Spectacularly Lethal Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 315
Unremarkable Market Gardener
Level 10 Unremarkable Shovel - Found in Crate
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 19
- Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 11
The Market Gardener #572
Level 10 Shovel - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 572
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
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Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 89 Hat - Timed Drop
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 66 Hat - Traded
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 3 Hat - Traded
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
Painted with Team Spirit
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 91 Facial Hair - Traded
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Painted with Australium Gold
Handyman's Handle
Level 75 Hat - Crafted
Clears all sorts of blockage.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
God Tier Granny
Level 45 Hat - Traded
- Effect: Green Confetti
- Gift from: Mittens TF2-T [A]
Painted with Indubitably Green
Connoisseur's Cap #12834
Level 69 Hat - Crafted
You're today's theme ingredient...
- Crafted by siKツ_
- Craft number: 12834
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 42 Hat - Traded
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
The Birdcage #405
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
- Crafted by MuDGuTS TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 405
The Cremator's Conscience #367
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
- Craft number: 367
The Flamboyant Flamenco #3824
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
- Crafted by Kristian
- Craft number: 3824
The Little Buddy #1991
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
- Crafted by PiNK T☆CO > GIBBLE ME SUMMER
- Craft number: 1991
The Last Breath #4051
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 4051
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 80 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Bubble Pipe #336
Level 82 Hat - Crafted
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 336
The Moonman Backpack #345
Level 15 Fuel Tank - Crafted
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
- Crafted by A Korea People 방랑자
- Craft number: 345
The Head Warmer
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
The Jingle Belt
Level 98 Bells - Found in Crate
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.
- Jingle all the way
The Waxy Wayfinder #238
Level 51 Hat - Crafted
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Banjo
- Craft number: 238
Painted with Team Spirit
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot - Steam Purchase
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Painted with A Mann's Mint
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick: You won't be able to see at all!
- Untradable
The HazMat Headcase
Level 47 Hat - Found in Crate
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 84 Backpack - Found in Crate
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Burning Bongos #47
Level 48 Bongos - Crafted
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- Crafted by Ambidextrous
- Craft number: 47
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones - Steam Purchase
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack - Steam Purchase
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 96 Backpack - MvM Squad surplus reward
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 84 Backpack - Found in Crate
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes?
Area 451 #3535
Level 69 Hat - Crafted
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the other ones.
- Crafted by Kappa
- Craft number: 3535
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 56 Apparel - Found in Crate
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 58 Backpack - Found in Crate
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 73 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium. Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
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The DethKapp #1392
Level 4 Hat - Crafted
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
- Crafted by Thidran {MCT}
- Craft number: 1392
Nose Candy #1333
Level 4 Mask - Crafted
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
- Crafted by DX
- Craft number: 1333
Rail Spikes #684
Level 51 Spikes - Crafted
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits welded onto the round bits.
- Crafted by Spartan099/ÑMË-Spart
- Craft number: 684
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 10 Mask - Found in Crate
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace will smoke anything placed inside it.
The Necronomicrown
Level 98 Hat - Achievement
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
- Untradable
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 88 Hat - Found in Crate
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Firewall Helmet
Level 97 Hat - Found in Crate
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably.
The Metal Slug
Level 82 Hat - Found in Crate
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Plumber's Pipe
Level 28 Hat - Found in Crate
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes with pipe, length of wire.
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 12 Hat - Found in Crate
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Rusty Reaper
Level 93 Hat - Found in Crate
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
The Filamental
Level 37 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
The Electric Escorter
Level 73 Hat - Found in Crate
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 62 Hat - Found in Crate
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
The Scrap Sack
Level 62 Backpack - Found in Crate
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 5 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 55 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 14 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 1
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 54 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 41 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 1
Strange Backburner
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Traded
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
- Kills: 4
COMBINATOR
Level 10 Rage-Inducing Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Small burst of flames + Airblast + Shotgun shot to the face = you!
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
- Kills: 2285
- Projectiles Reflected: 1794
- Allies Extinguished: 349
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Phlogistinator #14229
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Crafted
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 14229
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
Uncharitable Rainblower
Level 10 Uncharitable Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 132
Unremarkable Detonator
Level 10 Unremarkable Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 10
Detonator #3678
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 3678
- +25% damage to self
The Manmelter #4510
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 4510
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot #30
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 30
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
- Kills: 0
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 3
Gore-Spattered Powerjack
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 449
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Strange Garden Rake - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
- Kills: 0
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Crafted
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Traded
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
The Third Degree #2201
Level 10 Fire Axe - Crafted
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 2201
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
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The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- Crafted by CiViLiZaTioN
- -25% damage vs players
Mildly Menacing Lollichop
Level 19 Mildly Menacing Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 49
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Neon Annihilator
Level 95 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
- Kills: 8
The Neon Annihilator #1949
Level 92 Sign - Crafted
- Damage removes Sappers
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 1949
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
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Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 34 Hat - Traded
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Don't poke your eye out.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 6 Hat - Traded
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
EYES OF ROYAL JUDGEMENT
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
- Untradable
Painted with Australium Gold
Ultimate rule of the Laughing Hat King
Level 37 Hat - Found in Crate
My enemies will burn, while my allies will be blessed.
- Effect: Burning Flames
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Reggaelator
Level 23 Hat - Crafted
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
- Crafted by ☻☻☻ happy/27/02 ☻☻☻
Sultan's Ceremonial #469
Level 90 Hat - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 469
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask - Traded
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
The Buccaneer's Bicorne #205
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
- Crafted by Nouny
- Craft number: 205
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Gifted
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
The Tavish DeGroot Experience #450
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
- Crafted by Mitch
- Craft number: 450
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 75 Mystical Lamp - Crafted
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
The Snapped Pupil
Level 10 Photograph - Crafted
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
The Liquor Locker
Level 72 Treasure - Timed Drop
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
- Style: Front
LAUGHING HAT KING'S LAUGHING PARROT
Level 40 - Found in Crate
For your trading troubles and pricechecks, talk to the parrot!
- Style: Distinguished
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
The Battery Bandolier
Level 42 Decorative Bombs - MvM Squad surplus reward
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 43 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Style: Formal
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 7 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
The Bonedolier
Level 75 Bones - Crafted
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 68 Hat - Found in Crate
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck - Steam Purchase
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
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Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair - Steam Purchase
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself!
ROYAL PAIN IN A TUBE
Level 10 Face-Melting Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
My order is absolute! Defy me, and you will face my final judgement KABOOM!
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 1419
ROYAL PAIN IN A TUBE
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Traded
My order is absolute! Defy me and you will face my final judgement. KABOOM!
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
- Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Cannonballs push players back on impact
- Cannonballs do not explode on impact
- -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Ali Baba's Wee Booties #1613
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
- +25 max health on wearer
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 1613
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger #119
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 119
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
HOLY ROYAL CREST OF LAUGHING HAT KING
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Combine this shield with Ultima weapon and the legend has born!
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Kills: 30
Strange Splendid Screen
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Kills: 4
The Splendid Screen #1380
Level 10 Shield - Crafted
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 1380
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Style: Spike And Arrow
Truly Feared Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Truly Feared Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 267
- Robots Destroyed: 33091
- Tanks Destroyed: 188
- Style: Festivest
Strange Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 26 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Uncharitable Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 18 Uncharitable Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 104
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 31 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 44 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 52 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 2 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Unremarkable Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Unremarkable Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
- Kills: 22
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
THE ROYAL ULTIMA WEAPON OF LEGENDS
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
Ultimate weapon wielded by the king of Demo's. No Ultima or Omega can defeat you
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
POINTY STICK
Level 5 Australian Sword - Traded
They taught how to defend against fruits, but NOT POINTY STICKS!!!
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Heads Taken: 7971
- Robots Destroyed: 352
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
LAUGHING HAT KING'S EXECUTIONER
Level 4 Axe - Traded
you have been sentenced to death and your soul will never reach afterlife.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Somewhat Threatening Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Stick Bomb - Found in Crate
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 82
ROYAL SCEPTER OF THE LAUGHING KING
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Crafted
Your rule will reach the heavens, While your enemies will fall by your scepter!
- No random critical hits
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Traded
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Steam Purchase
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Crafted
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Strange Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
- Kills: 3
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
The Persian Persuader #3261
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 3261
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
Nessie's Nine Iron #1797
Level 5 Golf Club - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 1797
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
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Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Ham Shank #28
Level 5 Pork Product - Crafted
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 28
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 47 Hat - Found in Crate
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger? Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention since the electric can opener.
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 2 Hat - Found in Crate
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
The FR-0
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 76 Hat - Found in Crate
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans!
Bolted Bombardier
Level 99 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 17 Hat - Found in Crate
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
The HDMI Patch
Level 87 Photograph - Found in Crate
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 27 Treasure - Found in Crate
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 8 Hat - Found in Crate
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots.
The Dark Age Defender
Level 19 - Crafted
This knight's armor will repel anything someone from the 12th century might throw at you, be it a rock, a sword, a thatched cottage or a Merlin.
- Crafted by Nateman
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Purchased
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
- Uncraftable
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Purchased
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Uncraftable
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Purchased
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Style: Arrow
- Uncraftable
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Store Promotion
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Uncraftable
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Purchased
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
- Uncraftable
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Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 91 Hat - Traded
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Unusual Officer's Ushanka
Level 97 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
- Effect: Burning Flames
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 85 Hat - Traded
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Hard Counter
Level 43 Hat - Crafted
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
with Jarate around.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
Unusual Large Luchadore
Level 30 Hat - Found in Crate
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
- Effect: Green Confetti
- Style: El Amor Ardiente
Large Luchadore #8442
Level 74 Hat - Crafted
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 8442
The Capo's Capper #10866
Level 49 Hat - Crafted
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
- Crafted by Sunny
- Craft number: 10866
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
Security Shades #6161
Level 14 Hat - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 6161
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 9 Hat - Traded
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
The Outdoorsman #5739
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 5739
The Gym Rat #3144
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Let's get physical. Physical.
- Crafted by Gontex
- Craft number: 3144
The One-Man Army #10088
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 10088
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 72 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 34 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
The Sandvich Safe #3150
Level 15 Lunchbox - Crafted
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 3150
The Toss-Proof Towel #1823
Level 98 Apparel - Crafted
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 1823
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 36 Shirt - Found in Crate
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
The U-clank-a
Level 91 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 71 Hat - Found in Crate
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 91 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 79 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 76 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt - Steam Purchase
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
The Mudguts
Level 25 Hair - Crafted
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
- Crafted by Mk✿Flower TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 1927
The Hunger Force #647
Level 58 Shirt - Crafted
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
- Crafted by ๖Ątomic ΞPotato
- Craft number: 647
Aqua Flops #1425
Level 22 Flip-Flops - Crafted
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
- Crafted by Некит :D
- Craft number: 1425
Painted with Pink as Hell
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Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men.
The Samson Skewer
Level 6 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
- Style: Threatening
- Untradable
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Minigun
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Minigun - Found in Crate
Push m1 and shoot the body. . .
- Kills: 175
- Robots Destroyed: 2720
- Tanks Destroyed: 62
Truly Feared Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Truly Feared Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 273
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 60 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 50 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 56 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Strange Natascha
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
- Kills: 0
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
Gore-Spattered Brass Beast
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Minigun - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
- Kills: 351
- Robots Destroyed: 6383
- Tanks Destroyed: 25
Somewhat Threatening Tomislav
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Minigun - Found in Crate
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 83
Tomislav #4414
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
- 10% faster spin up time
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 4414
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
The Huo-Long Heater #3598
Level 69 Minigun - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 3598
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Gore-Spattered Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Lunch Box - Found in Crate
- Food Items Eaten: 375
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Traded
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Spectacularly Lethal Family Business
Level 10 Spectacularly Lethal Shotgun - Found in Crate
- +33% clip size
- -15% damage penalty
- Kills: 289
The Family Business #1136
Level 10 Shotgun - Crafted
- +33% clip size
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 1136
- -15% damage penalty
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Uncharitable Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Uncharitable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 102
Somewhat Threatening Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
- Kills: 81
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Gifted
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- Gift from: tt135
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
Uncharitable Fists of Steel
Level 10 Uncharitable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 125
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists - Steam Purchase
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
- Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Purchased
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Uncraftable
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - MvM Badge completion reward
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Trolling Gloves Of Boxing
Level 10 Server-Clearing Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
- Tickle Fights Won: 4988
- Kills: 319
The Holiday Punch #1463
Level 10 Fists - Crafted
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Crafted by Mak
- Craft number: 1463
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
The Eviction Notice #1043
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
- +50% faster firing speed
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 1043
- -60% damage penalty
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff - Steam Purchase
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
The Freedom Staff #1470
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 1470
The Bunsen Brave
Level 35 Hat - Found in Crate
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C.
The Tungsten Toque
Level 43 Hat - Found in Crate
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 80 Hat - Found in Crate
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
The Titanium Towel
Level 96 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
TROLLING GLOVES OF BOXING
Level 10 Fists - Crafted
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 835
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
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Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 26 Hat - Traded
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Painted with Australium Gold
Vintage Hotrod
Level 75 Hat - Traded
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 32 Hat - Traded
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
LAUGHING HAT KING'S FINNISH TEN GALLON
Level 52 Hat - Traded
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
- Effect: Vivid Plasma
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 33 Hat - Traded
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Googly Gazer
Level 64 Hat - Crafted
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
the other one on everything else.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Style: Machine in the Man
Big Country
Level 15 Hat - Crafted
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
ENGINEER'S SCARY SOVIET TEDDYBEAR
Level 63 Pocket Buddy - Traded
Even if you don't want the teddy, NEVER say no to Heavy!
The Pencil Pusher #1885
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
- Crafted by Last [1] Standing
- Craft number: 1885
The Virtual Reality Headset #213
Level 10 Headset - Crafted
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
- Crafted by PiNK T☆CO > GIBBLE ME SUMMER
- Craft number: 213
The Builder's Blueprints #5539
Level 15 Blueprints - Crafted
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 5539
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 21 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer #789
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
- Crafted by SilentHunter382
- Craft number: 789
The Brainiac Hairpiece #265
Level 92 Facial Hair - Crafted
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 265
The Brainiac Goggles #266
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 266
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 66 Stocking - Found in Crate
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 99 Apparel - Crafted
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
The Idea Tube #1502
Level 99 Backpack - Crafted
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 1502
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace - Steam Purchase
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
The Tin-1000
Level 96 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red, robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way to thin out your friend circle – fast!
The Pocket Purrer
Level 79 Satchel - Found in Crate
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
Haunted Master Mind
Level 71 Hat - Found in Crate
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
The Barnstormer
Level 84 Hat - Found in Crate
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might come a-trespassin'.
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair - Steam Purchase
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy - Steam Purchase
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way, they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket when you try to get them to sign something.
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 182
Truly Feared Frontier Justice
Level 5 Truly Feared Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 269
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Steam Purchase
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
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The Pomson 6000 #3627
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 3627
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Rescue Ranger
Level 92 Shotgun - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Timed Drop
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
Paladin Toaster
Level 5 Robot Arm - Traded
I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit #10832
Level 5 Robot Arm - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 10832
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 4 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Somewhat Threatening Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 12 Somewhat Threatening Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 78
- Kills: 29
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 61 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 24 Sufficiently Lethal Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 201
- Kills: 43
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 43 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Spectacularly Lethal Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Spectacularly Lethal Wrench - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 280
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Crafted
- 30% faster construction rate
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- -25% damage penalty
Strange Jag
Level 15 Strange Wrench - Traded
- 30% faster construction rate
- -25% damage penalty
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
The Eureka Effect #369
Level 20 Wrench - Crafted
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- Crafted by [GFL] Moles Holes
- Craft number: 369
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
The Gunslinger
Level 6 Robot Arm - MvM Badge completion reward
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Notably Dangerous Construction PDA
Level 1 Notably Dangerous PDA - Found in Crate
- Sentry Kills: 143
- Allies Teleported: 423
- Health Dispensed to Allies: 77071
The Timeless Topper
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
The Data Mining Light
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 35 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 91 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
The Plug-In Prospector
Level 80 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047.
Strange Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 55 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Unusual Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 88 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
- Effect: Green Confetti
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Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 84 Hat - Traded
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Der Schwarz Messer
Level 67 Hat - Traded
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Your enemy will get the point.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 54 Hat - Traded
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Unusual Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 51 Hat - Found in Crate
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
- Effect: Green Confetti
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 77 Hat - Traded
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Grimm Hatte
Level 97 Hat - Crafted
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
- Crafted by PiNK T☆CO > GIBBLE ME SUMMER
The Team Captain #3598
Level 7 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 3598
Doctor's Sack #6342
Level 6 Hat - Crafted
For when you've got that healin' fever.
- Crafted by PiNK T☆CO > GIBBLE ME SUMMER
- Craft number: 6342
Unusual Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
- Effect: Green Confetti
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #652
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
- Crafted by MuDGuTS TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 652
Couvre Corner #5755
Level 20 Pocket Square - Crafted
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This looks good. Really sharp.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 5755
The Surgeon's Stethoscope #5746
Level 20 Stethoscope - Crafted
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 5746
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 24 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Nine-Pipe Problem #136
Level 95 Pipe - Crafted
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 136
The Surgeon's Side Satchel #876
Level 14 Satchel - Crafted
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile air of the battlefield.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 876
Genuine Archimedes
Level 62 - CD Key
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 21 Hat - Found in Crate
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 74 Backpack - MvM Squad surplus reward
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body parts as cosmetic items!
Medi-Mask
Level 86 Mask - Found in Crate
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
- Style: Epaulettes
Der Wintermantel
Level 6 Apparel - Found in Crate
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is synthetic.
- Style: Gramma's Sweater Hidden
Doc's Holiday
Level 32 Apparel - Found in Crate
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Traded
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
- Kills: 0
Uncharitable Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Uncharitable Crossbow - Found in Crate
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
- Kills: 114
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Crafted
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Somewhat Threatening Overdose
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
- Kills: 78
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Traded
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 19 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 0
- Kill Assists: 0
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Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 59 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 0
- Kill Assists: 0
Strange Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 47 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 0
- Kill Assists: 0
KRITZ TIME FOR HITLER AND GERMANY!!!
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Strange Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Ubers: 5
- Kill Assists: 22
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Traded
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Crafted
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
Truly Feared Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Truly Feared Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 234
Wicked Nasty Ubersaw
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 559
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Crafted
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
- Kills: 1
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 13 Hat - Found in Crate
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center.
The Virus Doctor
Level 86 Hat - Found in Crate
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 42 - Found in Crate
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
The Steam Pipe
Level 56 Pipe - Found in Crate
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Mecha-Medes
Level 28 - Found in Crate
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
The Byte'd Beak
Level 31 Hat - Found in Crate
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
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Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 59 Hat - Traded
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 92 Hat - Timed Drop
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 32 Hat - Timed Drop
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 21 Hat - Traded
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Ghost gamer's legacy
Level 4 Hat - Traded
"Only a best friend of ghost is allowed to wear this black styled bandana"
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Crocleather Slouch #1688
Level 55 Hat - Traded
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
- Crafted by Matej123
- Craft number: 1688
Villain's Veil #2610
Level 54 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Craft number: 2610
Painted with After Eight
Your Worst Nightmare #205
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. Like another billy goat.
- Crafted by PiNK T☆CO > GIBBLE ME SUMMER
- Craft number: 205
The Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat - Gifted
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This one's the best.
The Crocodile Smile #5253
Level 20 Necklace - Crafted
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 5253
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 80 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel - Found in Crate
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Painted with Operator's Overalls
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
- Untradable
The Fruit Shoot #1867
Level 77 Hat - Crafted
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
- Craft number: 1867
- Style: Dangerous
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Liquidator's Lid
Level 70 Hat - Found in Crate
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
The Bolted Bushman
Level 6 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect. The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats only need to say two things.
The Koala Compact
Level 5 Satchel - Found in Crate
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 48 - Found in Crate
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
The Cold Killer
Level 20 Hat - Found in Crate
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1 - Steam Purchase
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
The Bloodhound
Level 18 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
- Untradable
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 8 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Positively Inhumane Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 10 Positively Inhumane Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 990
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 52 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 66 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Rage-Inducing Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Sniper Rifle - Traded
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 1534
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Traded
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
- Kills: 0
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Heads will roll.
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
The AWPer Hand #2252
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 2252
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
Heads will roll.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
The Cleaner's Carbine #19
Level 1 SMG - Crafted
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 19
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Positively Inhumane Jarate
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Sodden Victims: 958
- Allies Extinguished: 3
The Cozy Camper #5530
Level 10 Backpack - Crafted
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 5530
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
Spectacularly Lethal Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 294
Gore-Spattered Bushwacka
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Kukri - Traded
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 353
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah #637
Level 5 Kukri - Crafted
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 637
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 8 Hat - Found in Crate
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari.
Letch's LED
Level 53 Hat - Found in Crate
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how.
Soldered Sensei
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
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Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 70 Hat - Traded
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
but just as round on top.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 80 Hat - Traded
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 25 Hat - Traded
Because real espionage is an artform.
Painted with Indubitably Green
Unusual Frenchman's Beret
Level 50 Hat - Traded
My Dream Hat It May Not Have The Best Effect But It's Mine <3
- Effect: Green Confetti
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 36 Hat - Traded
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 67 Facial Hair - Traded
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Unusual Noh Mercy
Level 28 Hat - Traded
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
- Effect: Green Confetti
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 27 Hat - Crafted
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat - Traded
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
Cosa Nostra Cap #1318
Level 16 Hat - Traded
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
- Crafted by ScoutEdd
- Craft number: 1318
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
The Made Man
Level 3 - Traded
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
The Spectre's Spectacles #5362
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 5362
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat is so effective.
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 20 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Painted with After Eight
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 65 Shoes - Timed Drop
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
The Business Casual
Level 8 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim. "He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
The Stealth Steeler
Level 72 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is spine-crushing entertainment!
Hat of Cards
Level 62 Hat - Found in Crate
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck, dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work, you can rob them.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 41 Hat - Found in Crate
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 19 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 8 Shirt - Found in Crate
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
The Dapper Disguise
Level 61 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
- Untradable
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
SNIPERS SUCK!!!
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Revolver - Traded
Message to you all wannabe snipers out there!
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 885
- Headshot Kills: 167
Notably Dangerous Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 155
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Somewhat Threatening L'Etranger
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Revolver - Found in Crate
- +15 cloak on hit
- -20% damage penalty
- Kills: 89
The Enforcer #2933
Level 5 Revolver - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 2933
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
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Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Server-Clearing Dead Ringer
Level 5 Server-Clearing Invis Watch - Found in Crate
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
- Deaths Feigned: 3718
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
The Quäckenbirdt #839
Level 93 Invis Watch - Crafted
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 839
The Red-Tape Recorder #2471
Level 96 Sapper - Crafted
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 2471
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 51 Sapper - Gifted
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient, and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're trying to work.
- Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
- Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
Uncharitable Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 14 Uncharitable Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 114
Mildly Menacing Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 36 Mildly Menacing Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 65
Sufficiently Lethal Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 3 Sufficiently Lethal Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 210
Truly Feared Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Truly Feared Knife - Found in Crate
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
- Kills: 274
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Traded
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Strange Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Big Earner
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
- +30 cloak on kill
- -25 max health on wearer
- Kills: 0
The Big Earner #1134
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
- +30 cloak on kill
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 1134
- -25 max health on wearer
Wanga Prick #8084
Level 5 Knife - Crafted
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Crafted by SuperCavi-Mayve
- Craft number: 8084
- Wearer cannot disguise
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
- Kills: 0
The Spy-cicle #7564
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 7564
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife - Achievement
Slay it with flowers.
- Gift from: skY^^
- Style: Baccara
- Untradable
The Megapixel Beard
Level 14 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine.
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Unusual Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 57 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
- Effect: Green Confetti
Pile of RoboKey Gifts
Level 23 Gift - Purchased
When used, this Action Item gives a RoboCrate Key
to up to 23 other people on the server!
to up to 23 other people on the server!
- Uncraftable
Battery Canteens
Level 31 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 11 Hat - Found in Crate
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 91 Hat - Found in Crate
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett Packard.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 43 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 67 Hat - Found in Crate
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
A Random RoboKey Gift
Level 1 Gift - Purchased
When used, this Action Item gives a RoboCrate Key
to a random person on the server!
to a random person on the server!
- Uncraftable
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: MuDGuTS TF2-T [A]
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Crate Series #58
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift - Found in Crate
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible things for money.
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering, weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Genuine Fortune Hunter
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe - Steam Purchase
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin - Steam Purchase
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical beings.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
Antlers #1363
Level 26 Hat - Crafted
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
- Craft number: 1363
The Reindoonicorn #401
Level 20 Balloon - Crafted
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
- Crafted by |Cy4G| Lilly Satou
- Craft number: 401
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Sexy Scarf
Level 84 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Painted with Australium Gold
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Smissmas Wreath #1045
Level 90 Pin - Crafted
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous berries pinned to your chest.
- Craft number: 1045
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Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
Level 1 - MvM Squad surplus reward
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill during full moons with that weapon.
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
The Crone's Dome
Level 37 Hat - Crafted
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
- Crafted by Hecaton John
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge - Earned
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
- Untradable
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 11 Hat - Found in Crate
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death, gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these stylish earmuffs.
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
- Style: Burn
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately involved with a monster cyclops.
Haunted Executioner
Level 16 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code - Achievement
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
- Untradable
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 90 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
- Untradable
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
- Untradable
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
- Uncraftable
Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring - Purchased
- A perpetual bond of commitment between ♥ Cheesus ♥
- and kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A], forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
Clan Pride #2490
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Crafted by Nerfed
- Craft number: 2490
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package - Timed Drop
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year anniversary.
This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened from your backpack.
This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened from your backpack.
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Timed Drop
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
to a random person on the server!
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
Power Up Canteen #157
Level 83 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 157
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Power Up Canteen
Level 78 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 21 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
- Untradable
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 74 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Untradable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
- Untradable
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Traded
Express your undying hatred for the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
40
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
- Hire Date: 2009-09-06 15:13:04
- Untradable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
The Ebenezer
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by Steam User Jacen.
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
- Untradable
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
The Brown Bomber
Level 41 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 44 Hat - Found in Crate
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
The RoBro 3000
Level 6 Robot - Found in Crate
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Can't stop the signal.
- Untradable
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
- Style: Aperture Logo
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Traded
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 47 Hat - Timed Drop
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 48 Hat - Traded
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Flair! #3253
Level 20 Flair! - Crafted
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Crafted by xRaWx_Warrior
- Craft number: 3253
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
- Style: Yes, Cigar
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 34 Lantern - Found in Crate
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat - Traded
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Painted with Drably Olive
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies your bravery in the field of excellence.
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on God's Earth.
- Uncraftable
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
- Crafted by ~DesuShade~The~Kawaii~Senpaii~
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Killed Merasmus at level 7
- Untradable
The Caesar of Pleasers' Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Caesar of Pleasers' Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 124
- Untradable
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 27 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 62 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 67 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 17 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 84 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Photo Badge #6155
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
- Craft number: 6155
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash - Timed Drop
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?