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The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
6307
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #6307
Level 39 Shoes - Crafted
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
  • Crafted by BLACKENED | Be Back Friday
  • Craft number: 6307
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Timed Drop
Left 4 You.
  • 3.0
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Gift
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift - Traded
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!
  • Contains: THE GOLDEN WRENCH
  • Gift from: Hardcuore™
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  
Self-Made Galvanized Gibus
Level 50 Hat - Steam Workshop Contribution
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Strange Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 0
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The Company Man #13141
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by BLACKENED | Be Back Friday
  • Craft number: 13141
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
The Human Cannonball
Level 33 Hat - Timed Drop
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Described
  
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - Timed Drop
Eat Mor BLACKENED Chiken
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
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The Anger #14988
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by BLACKENED | Be Back Friday
  • Craft number: 14988
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 0
Frenchman's Beret
Level 15 Hat - Found in Crate
Because real espionage is an artform.
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Timed Drop
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #54
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: CosmicFaze_
  • Crate Series #55
Strange Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 0
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: SUNSPY™ BACK LATER
  • Crate Series #55
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
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Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Strange Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 0
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 4 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 0
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Strange Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 0
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Strange Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 0
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 0
Strange Mad Milk
Level 5 Strange Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Sodden Victims: 0
Strange Bat
Level 1 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 0
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
Power Up Canteen
Level 12 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • Kills: 0
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Strange Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Virus Doctor
Level 44 Hat - Found in Crate
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
  • Tradable After: 2013-05-25 07:00:00
  • Untradable
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Strange Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 0
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 3 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Strange Jag
Level 15 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Sentry Kills: 0
  • Kills: 0
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 84 Hat - Found in Crate
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
  • Tradable After: 2013-05-25 07:00:00
  • Untradable
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
1274
Archimedes #1274
Level 64 - Crafted
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
  • Crafted by BLACKENED | Be Back Friday
  • Craft number: 1274
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: SUNSPY™ BACK LATER
  • Crate Series #56
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
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Gift
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift - Gifted
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!
  • Contains: Genuine Menpo
  • Gift from: SUNSPY™ BACK LATER
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 60 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
  • Tickle Fights Won: 0
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
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The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 89 Uniform - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - MvM Squad surplus reward
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 2 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - MvM Squad surplus reward
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - MvM Squad surplus reward
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Neon Annihilator
Level 14 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
Strange Lollichop
Level 3 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 0
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - MvM Squad surplus reward
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: SUNSPY™ BACK LATER
  • Crate Series #57
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - MvM Badge completion reward
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - MvM Squad surplus reward
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - MvM Badge completion reward
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 57 Sapper - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - MvM Badge completion reward
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 39 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Byte'd Beak
Level 37 Hat - Found in Crate
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
  • Tradable After: 2013-05-25 07:00:00
  • Untradable
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 3 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
Haunted Master Mind
Level 36 Hat - Found in Crate
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - MvM Squad surplus reward
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 15 Sapper - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
4
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 30 Sapper - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - MvM Squad surplus reward
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Squad surplus reward
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 0
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - MvM Badge completion reward
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - MvM Squad surplus reward
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Spies Shocked: 0
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
Strange Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 0
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Gifted
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 0
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #54
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
The U-clank-a
Level 97 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: SUNSPY™ BACK LATER
  • Crate Series #55
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 78 - Found in Crate
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
  • Tradable After: 2013-05-25 07:00:00
  • Untradable
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: SUNSPY™ BACK LATER
  • Crate Series #56
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
Strange Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 2 Strange Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 0
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: SUNSPY™ BACK LATER
  • Crate Series #55
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
5
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: SUNSPY™ BACK LATER
  • Crate Series #55
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: SUNSPY™ BACK LATER
  • Crate Series #56
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
16327
Pocket Medic #16327
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Keep little healing man close.
  • Crafted by BLACKENED | Be Back Friday
  • Craft number: 16327
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
Scarcely Lethal Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 34
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 19 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Plukos
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Plukos
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Plukos
  • Crate Series #57
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 53 Hat - Found in Crate
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: Plukos
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: FAPSTURBATE
  • Crate Series #55
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - MvM Badge completion reward
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 8 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
6
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - MvM Badge completion reward
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Achievement
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Untradable
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - MvM Squad surplus reward
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Killed Merasmus at level 664
  • Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Achievement
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Untradable
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
  • Untradable
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Achievement
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Untradable
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Achievement
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Untradable
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Achievement
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Untradable
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Achievement
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Untradable
Gift
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Gift from: Dark-Soldier
  • Untradable
 
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Achievement
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Strange Widowmaker
Level 5 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Achievement
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Untradable
Gift
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
  • Gift from: NSPlayer
  • Untradable
Gift
 
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Gift from: [USA] heatpro
  • Untradable
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Achievement
  • Untradable
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
The Competent Contributor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Competent Contributor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 3
  • Untradable
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
  • Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge - Timed Drop
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better.
  • Hire Date: 2008-06-17 01:27:28
  • Untradable
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Untradable
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code - Achievement
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
  • Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable