All
Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 796.89 | 8.76 |
| EUR | €353.89 | €3.89 |
| GBP | £317.69 | £3.49 |
| RUB | 14095.0 | 154.89 |
| USD | $471.59 | $5.18 |
Item statistics
| Action | 14 |
|---|---|
| Building | 2 |
| Hats | 146 |
| Misc | 132 |
| Other | 4 |
| Pda | 3 |
| Weapons | 195 |
| Total | 496 / 500 |
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Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code - Achievement
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
- Untradable
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Crate Series #58
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
- Untradable
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
Genuine Conspiracy Cap
Level 1 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Don't shield your head from government secrets with a tinfoil hat like a know-nothing chump. Listen in on the private chat lines of our shape-shifting Reptiloid overlords. Find out who wins next year's World Series! Learn what's really in Area 51! Eavesdrop on Bigfoot's late-night drunken calls to the President!
- Untradable
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
- Untradable
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 17 Hat - Found in Crate
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Painted with Team Spirit
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
- Style: Ghastlierest
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
- Style: Ghastlierest
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
- Style: Ghastlierest
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 37 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Untradable
Haunted Executioner
Level 34 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
Painted with Team Spirit
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 94 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
- Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Express your undying hatred for the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Uncraftable
Painted with Team Spirit
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Break news, spirits and heads.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 11 Hat - Traded
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 16 Hat - Traded
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
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Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Human Cannonball
Level 24 Hat - Purchased
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
- Style: Burn
- Uncraftable
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
- Untradable
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
- Untradable
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
- Untradable
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible things for money.
Painted with Team Spirit
The Ebenezer
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by Steam User Jacen.
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
The Brown Bomber
Level 11 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Painted with Team Spirit
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
Lolicon Hentai Leader's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Traded
Left 4 Lolicon
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Rare Amazingly Cheap Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
- Style: Ghastlierest
Painted with Team Spirit
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge - Earned
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
- Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 9 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
- Hire Date: 2010-02-13 23:00:16
- Untradable
Flair! #4317
Level 20 Flair! - Crafted
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Craft number: 4317
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
- Uncraftable
The Sufficient Samaritan's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Sufficient Samaritan's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 20
- Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 57 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 79 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies your bravery in the field of excellence.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately involved with a monster cyclops.
The Marxman
Level 88 Glasses - Purchased
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
- Style: Yes, Cigar
- Uncraftable
The Merc's Muffler
Level 91 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
Azunyan's Love Medal
Level 20 Medallion - Purchased
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Uncraftable
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
- Uncraftable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
- Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
- Untradable
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Earned
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
Power Up Canteen
Level 69 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
Baby Face's Blaster #7365
Level 10 Scattergun - Crafted
- 40% more accurate
- Crafted by [CM]Azunyan☆彡
- Craft number: 7365
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
Lolicon Pantie Buster
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Lolicon Power Pantie Buster
Level 10 Scattergun - Purchased
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Uncraftable
Lolicon Short Futa Cock
Level 1 Peppergun - Purchased
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Uncraftable
The Flying Guillotine
Level 19 Cleaver - Purchased
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Style: Thirstier
- Uncraftable
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol #7874
Level 10 Pistol - Crafted
- +15 max health on wearer
- Crafted by [CM]Azunyan☆彡
- Craft number: 7874
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Lolicon Girl Cum
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Purchased
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
- Uncraftable
Lolicon Toy Gun
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Purchased
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
- Uncraftable
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Earned
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Lolicon Holy Perv Fish
Level 42 Fish - Purchased
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
- Uncraftable
Lolicon Spank Paddle
Level 5 Gunbai - Steam Purchase
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
Me Gusta
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they can catch up to you.
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 11 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Straight outta control point.
- Style: Oldest School
Painted with Team Spirit
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
- Uncraftable
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
Painted with Team Spirit
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 91 Boots - Achievement
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
- Untradable
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Heads will roll.
Heads will roll.
Sign of the Wolf's School #10102
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
- Craft number: 10102
The Planeswalker Goggles #7502
Level 34 Hat - Crafted
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
- Craft number: 7502
Painted with Team Spirit
The Fast Learner
Level 46 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Uncraftable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Track Terrorizer
Level 10 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
The Triad Trinket
Level 36 Necklace - Purchased
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
- Uncraftable
The Champ Stamp
Level 53 Tattoos - Purchased
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
- Uncraftable
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 83 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Heads will roll.
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
Heads will roll.
- Crafted by [CM]Azunyan☆彡
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Purchased
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Uncraftable
Lolicon Pedo Bear Hunting Rifle
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Lolicon The Pantie Snatcher
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Traded
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
The Cozy Camper #6967
Level 10 Backpack - Crafted
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- Crafted by Raiix3 (ノ^_^)ノ
- Craft number: 6967
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cleaner's Carbine #2339
Level 1 SMG - Crafted
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- Crafted by [CM]Azunyan☆彡
- Craft number: 2339
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Lolicon Girl Piss
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Lolicon Girl Piss
Level 5 Face-Melting Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Sodden Victims: 1154
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Purchased
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
- Uncraftable
Lolicon Cloth Slasher
Level 5 Kukri - Purchased
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Uncraftable
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
The Bloodhound
Level 14 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
- Untradable
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. Like another billy goat.
- Uncraftable
The Swagman's Swatter #2730
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This one's the best.
- Craft number: 2730
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
- Untradable
The Cold Killer
Level 9 Hat - Found in Crate
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
Painted with Team Spirit
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck - Steam Purchase
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
- Style: Luciano
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 3 - Found in Crate
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
- Style: Snowy
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel - Found in Crate
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Villain's Veil
Level 62 Hat - Purchased
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Style: Trained Killer
- Uncraftable
Painted with Team Spirit
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Scarcely Lethal Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 30
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Lolicon Black Dildo Launcher
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
- On Hit: +15 health
- -25% clip size
- Uncraftable
Lolicon Fast Dildo Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
- +40% projectile speed
- -25% clip size
- Uncraftable
Lolicon Giant Dildo Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
- Uncraftable
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - CD Key
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Steam Purchase
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Purchased
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
- Uncraftable
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Lolicon Bra Detonizer
Level 10 Shotgun - Purchased
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
- Uncraftable
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Purchased
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
- Uncraftable
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Store Promotion
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
- Uncraftable
Lolicon A Pantie Thief's Stick
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Lolicon A Pantie Thief's Stick
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Lolicon Rape Stick
Level 5 Katana - Steam Purchase
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Meh Pain Train Station!
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 63 Hat - Found in Crate
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #9739
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too.
- Crafted by Raiix3 (ノ^_^)ノ
- Craft number: 9739
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too.
The Tin Pot
Level 62 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Tyrant's Helm
Level 96 Hat - Purchased
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
- Uncraftable
☆ Lolicon Captain ☆
Level 37 Hat - Purchased
This Hat marks the sexyness and cuteness of Lolicon Hentai
- Uncraftable
❤Azunyan's Plushie Nyan Hat❤
Level 5 Hat - Found in Crate
- Effect: Stormy Storm
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 56 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Painted with Team Spirit
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 27 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 38 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
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The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
The Kringle Collection
Level 69 Coat - Found in Crate
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
- Uncraftable
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
- Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
- Cannonballs push players back on impact
- Cannonballs do not explode on impact
- -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Lolicon Anal Ball Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
I cant wait to shove these tiny Bombs UP YOUR ASS!
Lolicon Double Anal Ball Launcher
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
Lolicon Anti Rape Shield
Level 10 Shield - Purchased
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Uncraftable
Lolicon Anti Tentacle Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 69 Axe - Traded
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Lolicon Bottle of Tentacle Grape Juice
Level 10 Bottle - Purchased
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
- Uncraftable
Lolicon Pantie Cutter
Level 10 Sword - Purchased
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Uncraftable
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
- Uncraftable
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 4 Hat - Traded
- Style: Garish and Overbearing
Painted with Team Spirit
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 54 Hat - Traded
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Don't poke your eye out.
- Crafted by [TCSF2]Jonathan
The Hair of the Dog
Level 71 Costume Piece - Purchased
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Uncraftable
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask - Traded
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair - Steam Purchase
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself!
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 3 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 76 - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Painted with Team Spirit
The Liquor Locker
Level 92 Treasure - Purchased
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
- Style: Right Hip
- Uncraftable
Painted with Team Spirit
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
- Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
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Lolicon Pervy Girl Juice Stealer
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Lolicon Power Enema Syringe Launcher
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
Lolicon Power Perv Love Beam
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Purchased
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Uncraftable
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
Lolicon Juice Stealer Saw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
Lolicon Pantie Saw
Level 15 Bonesaw - Traded
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Lolicon Perv Peeker Head
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Purchased
'Do no harm.'
- Allows you to see enemy health
- Uncraftable
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
Der Wintermantel
Level 17 Apparel - Found in Crate
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is synthetic.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 82 Hat - Traded
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 12 Pipe - Purchased
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Uncraftable
Painted with Team Spirit
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
- Style: Epaulettes
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
- Uncraftable
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
- Untradable
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 84 Minigun - Purchased
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
- Uncraftable
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 2
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Lolicon Deadly Perv Cannon
Level 5 Minigun - Store Promotion
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Uncraftable
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Traded
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Purchased
- +50% faster firing speed
- -60% damage penalty
- Uncraftable
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
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The Capo's Capper
Level 35 Hat - Purchased
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
- Uncraftable
The U-clank-a
Level 10 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 16 Hat - Traded
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Painted with Team Spirit
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 96 Hat - Traded
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Hound Dog
Level 47 Hat - Purchased
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
- Uncraftable
The Hunger Force
Level 10 Shirt - Purchased
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 13 Shirt - Found in Crate
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
- Style: Investor
Heavy's Hockey Hair #570
Level 73 Hair - Crafted
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide.
- Craft number: 570
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt - Steam Purchase
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 40 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Large Luchadore
Level 77 Hat - Purchased
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
- Style: El Picante Grande
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
The Samson Skewer
Level 65 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
- Style: Threatening
- Untradable
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Lolicon Pantie Burner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Purchased
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
- Uncraftable
The Manmelter #32027
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Crafted by [CM]Azunyan☆彡
- Craft number: 32027
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
The Scorch Shot #12447
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
- Crafted by [CM]Azunyan☆彡
- Craft number: 12447
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
Lolicon Bra Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Purchased
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Uncraftable
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
The Lollichop
Level 54 Fire Axe - Gifted
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 100 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Neon Annihilator
Level 42 Sign - Purchased
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
- Uncraftable
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Lolicon Final Moan
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Lolicon Perv Mail
Level 10 Mailbox - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The DethKapp #110
Level 93 Hat - Crafted
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
- Craft number: 110
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 30 Hat - Purchased
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
- Uncraftable
The Head Warmer
Level 61 Hat - Found in Crate
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
The Necronomicrown
Level 52 Hat - Achievement
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
- Untradable
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 78 Hat - Purchased
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
- Uncraftable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
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The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
- Uncraftable
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick: You won't be able to see at all!
- Untradable
The Wraith Wrap
Level 76 Apparel - Purchased
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
- Uncraftable
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 61 Apparel - Found in Crate
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
Genuine Area 451
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the other ones.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack - Steam Purchase
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 81 Backpack - Found in Crate
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
The Jingle Belt
Level 91 Bells - Found in Crate
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.
- Jingle all the way
Nose Candy #1847
Level 81 Mask - Crafted
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
- Craft number: 1847
The Cremator's Conscience #3850
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
- Craft number: 3850
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
The HazMat Headcase
Level 64 Hat - Found in Crate
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 24 Facial Hair - Purchased
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Team Spirit
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 68 Backpack - Found in Crate
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 91 Mask - Found in Crate
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!
- Style: Without Stripes
The Diamondback #19601
Level 5 Revolver - Crafted
- Crafted by [CM]Azunyan☆彡
- Craft number: 19601
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Lolicon Blaster
Level 5 Revolver - Purchased
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
- Uncraftable
Sahra
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
Only a real Gentleman Spy names his gun after his beloved one
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Purchased
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
- Uncraftable
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Steam Purchase
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife - Steam Purchase
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Lolicon Frosty Naughty Stick
Level 1 Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 66 Sapper - Purchased
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
- Uncraftable
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 78 Sapper - Gifted
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient, and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're trying to work.
- Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
- Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Lolicon Fake Orgasm
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 18 Hat - Purchased
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
- Uncraftable
10
Hat of Cards
Level 34 Hat - Found in Crate
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
The Dapper Disguise
Level 37 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
- Untradable
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 7 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
The Made Man
Level 95 - Purchased
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Rogue's Col Roule #4063
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
- Craft number: 4063
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Scarecrow
Level 18 Hat - Purchased
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
- Uncraftable
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 48 Facial Hair - Traded
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Painted with Team Spirit
The Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses - Purchased
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Australium Gold
The Noh Mercy
Level 72 Hat - Timed Drop
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
The Business Casual
Level 78 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 59 Shirt - Found in Crate
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
- Style: Epaulettes
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000 #17597
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Crafted by [CM]Azunyan☆彡
- Craft number: 17597
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Rescue Ranger
Level 5 Shotgun - Crafted
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
Lolicon Turbo Pantie Crusher
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Lolicon Turbo Pantie Crusher
Level 5 Shotgun - Steam Purchase
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 1 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 4
- Kills: 2
The Eureka Effect #16733
Level 20 Wrench - Crafted
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- Crafted by [CM]Azunyan☆彡
- Craft number: 16733
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
Lolicon a Perv Toymaker's Tool
Level 15 Wrench - Traded
- 30% faster construction rate
- -25% damage penalty
Lolicon Pleasure Hand
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Lolicon Spike Toy
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 81 Hat - Purchased
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
- Uncraftable
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 61 Hat - Traded
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Brainiac Hairpiece #865
Level 30 Facial Hair - Crafted
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
- Craft number: 865
The Brainiac Goggles #799
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
- Craft number: 799
Googly Gazer
Level 74 Hat - Traded
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
the other one on everything else.
- Style: Machine in the Man
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 18 Stocking - Timed Drop
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 50 Stocking - Found in Crate
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits