Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!

Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

Spiky end goes into other man.

Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.

While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.

Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.

Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.

Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.

With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing

Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.

Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.

Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)

Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)

Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.

We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.

A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.

A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.

Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!

Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.

While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?

Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.

Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.

ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%

Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Heads will roll.

Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.

Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating.

Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".

If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.

This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!

If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.

"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!

Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.

For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.

It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium. Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.

Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!

The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!

Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.

Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).

Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).

Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Engineers you kill with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Engineers you kill with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Engineers you kill with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Snipers you kill with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Snipers you kill with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10% health.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10% health.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while airborne from a rocket/stickyjump.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while airborne from a rocket/stickyjump.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with it in Mann-vs-Machine games.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while they are completely submerged.

This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile air of the battlefield.

This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.

Used to specify a class in blueprints

Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Used to paint other items.

When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!

When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!

When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!

This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!

This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Used to open locked supply crates.

Used to open locked supply crates.

Used to open locked supply crates.

Used to open locked supply crates.

Used to open locked supply crates.

Used to open locked RoboCrates.

Used to open locked RoboCrates.

Used to open locked RoboCrates.

Used to open locked RoboCrates.

Used to open locked RoboCrates.

Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!

Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.

You can't tell, but he's furious.

This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.

Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!

This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.

If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.

If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.

Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?

Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?

Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?

This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.

Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair

It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.

Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!

As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.

A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.

Made from Australia's only natural resource.

His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.

A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.

This hat is a spy.

This hat is a spy.

This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!

This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!

This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!

This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!

This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!

This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!

This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!

This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!

This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!

This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!

This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items the color of your current team.

Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

Spiky end goes into other man.

Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...

These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.

Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!

Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.

Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.

With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing

A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.

Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.

Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.

Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.

Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.

Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!

This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!

Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.

Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.

Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.

Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!

While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product

Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.

Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

'Do no harm.'

[OBC]Oliver Magic Health

Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.

ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%

We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.

Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Heads will roll.

A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.

Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.

It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

Way way more ghastly.

Way way more ghastly.

Way way more ghastly.

Way way more ghastly.

Way way more ghastly.

Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death, gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these stylish earmuffs.

The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!

You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick your teeth in.

You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.

These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.

Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!

Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.

This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.

Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.

This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.

Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!

Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!

Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.

Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.

Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.

This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.

Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!

Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.

Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.

Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.

Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.

Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.

This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.

Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.

If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.

A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.

Left 4 You.

OSX represent!

This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.

[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]

For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.

Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.

This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)

'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'

Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)

Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!

This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!

Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.

Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.

Keep little healing man close.

No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.

A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!

Do not try to bluff Sasha.

Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.

This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.

Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!

The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.

These are famous.

Splash the pot with all you got.

Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.

Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.

Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.

I'm the writer, the director, and the star.

Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!

This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.

You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!

Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.

From another era.

And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.

Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.

Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.

Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.

Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.

Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.

Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.

Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!

Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.

'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.

He had one all along...

Way way more ghastly.

This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).