All
Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 29.68 | 2.47 |
| EUR | €13.13 | €1.09 |
| GBP | £11.58 | £0.96 |
| RUB | 522.58 | 43.55 |
| USD | $17.38 | $1.45 |
Item statistics
| Action | 11 |
|---|---|
| Building | 3 |
| Hats | 89 |
| Misc | 102 |
| Other | 108 |
| Pda | 6 |
| Weapons | 262 |
| Total | 581 / 900 |
1
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - MvM Badge completion reward
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
2
Heads will roll.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - MvM Badge completion reward
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 51 Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - MvM Badge completion reward
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Heads will roll.
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 71 Sapper - Timed Drop
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - MvM Badge completion reward
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - MvM Badge completion reward
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - MvM Badge completion reward
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #2
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #17
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #24
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #38
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #38
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #29
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #38
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #15
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Traded
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #24
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #29
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #38
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #25
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: aliens
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #41
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #41
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: aliens
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Crate Series #58
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
4
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
5
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 98 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 45 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
6
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - MvM Squad surplus reward
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Backpack Expander
Level 51 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 58 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
3
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 3
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
7
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 9 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Strange Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 7 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 1
Strange Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 6 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 8 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 0
- Kill Assists: 0
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 10 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 4 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 3 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 7 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 9 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 25 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 24 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 21 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 20 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 23 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 9 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 22 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 0
- Kill Assists: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 3 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 50 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 49 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 42 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 35 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 54 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 46 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 48 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 44 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 0
- Kill Assists: 0
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Unusual Bombing Run
Level 52 Hat - Found in Crate
Death from above!
- Effect: Orbiting Planets
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
Batter's Helmet
Level 74 Hat - Timed Drop
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
Bonk Leadwear
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 8 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 73 Shoes - Found in Crate
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
The Track Terrorizer
Level 81 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
The Fast Learner
Level 28 Shirt - Crafted
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Gift from: HoffHorn
- Untradable
The Planeswalker Goggles #8860
Level 99 Hat - Crafted
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
- Craft number: 8860
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Wicked Nasty Soda Popper
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Scattergun - Found in Crate
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 682
Wicked Nasty Shortstop
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Kills: 726
Somewhat Threatening Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 80
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Face-Melting Mad Milk
Level 5 Face-Melting Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
- Sodden Victims: 1378
- Allies Extinguished: 57
Strange Flying Guillotine
Level 78 Strange Cleaver - Found in Crate
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
- Posthumous Kills: 0
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Crafted
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Steam Purchase
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
Somewhat Threatening Atomizer
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Bat - Found in Crate
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
- Kills: 91
Positively Inhumane Sandman
Level 15 Positively Inhumane Bat - Found in Crate
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
- Kills: 878
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
- Kills: 7
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
- Kills: 1
9
Unusual Killer's Kabuto
Level 77 Hat - Found in Crate
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
- Effect: Orbiting Fire
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #10829
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too.
- Crafted by Swiss Psycho
- Craft number: 10829
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 63 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
The Battle Bob
Level 67 Hat - Crafted
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the natural contours of your fearsome war face.
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
- Style: Azukiarai
The Kringle Collection #3940
Level 8 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
- Craft number: 3940
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Gore-Spattered Direct Hit
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Kills: 373
Server-Clearing Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +40% projectile speed
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 2505
Server-Clearing Black Box
Level 5 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +15 health
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 3748
- Buildings Destroyed: 59
- Critical Kills: 30
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Level 49 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
- Kills: 9
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Steam Purchase
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Somewhat Threatening Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Shotgun - Found in Crate
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
- Kills: 88
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - MvM Squad surplus reward
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - MvM Squad surplus reward
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Steam Purchase
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Positively Inhumane Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
- Kills: 853
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Traded
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 1
Mildly Menacing Equalizer
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 46
- Kills While Low Health: 0
Unremarkable Market Gardener
Level 10 Unremarkable Shovel - Found in Crate
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 23
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Unusual Old Guadalajara
Level 57 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
- Effect: Smoking
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
Vintage Merryweather
Level 76 Hat - Crafted
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
The Metal Slug
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 79 Facial Hair - Crafted
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
- Crafted by Swimming Mouse
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 12 Backpack - Found in Crate
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 38 Backpack - Gifted
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Moonman Backpack #14336
Level 15 Fuel Tank - Crafted
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
- Craft number: 14336
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience - Timed Drop
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
The Rusty Reaper
Level 36 Hat - Found in Crate
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Backburner
Level 88 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
Spectacularly Lethal Flame Thrower
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
- Kills: 289
- Cloaked Spies Killed: 9
Positively Inhumane Backburner
Level 10 Positively Inhumane Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
- Kills: 817
- Allies Extinguished: 37
- Projectiles Reflected: 32
- Posthumous Kills: 33
Uncharitable Degreaser
Level 10 Uncharitable Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
- Kills: 121
Scarcely Lethal Rainblower
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 35
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
The Scrap Sack
Level 42 Backpack - Found in Crate
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 20 Backpack - MvM Badge completion reward
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Unremarkable Flare Gun
Level 10 Unremarkable Flare Gun - Found in Crate
- Kills: 11
- Revenges: 0
- Posthumous Kills: 1
Somewhat Threatening Detonator
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 73
- Posthumous Kills: 0
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 1
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Crafted
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign - Steam Purchase
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
Strange Neon Annihilator
Level 29 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Mildly Menacing Axtinguisher
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
- Kills: 57
Scarcely Lethal Powerjack
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 31
Unremarkable Lollichop
Level 29 Unremarkable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 11
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Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 66 Hat - Found in Crate
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair - Steam Purchase
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 43 - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Cool Breeze
Level 57 Kilt - Found in Crate
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 44 Facial Hair - Purchased
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Style: Formal
Painted with Australium Gold
The Liquor Locker #11328
Level 26 Treasure - Crafted
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
- Crafted by taznegrita
- Craft number: 11328
- Style: Left Hip
Face-Melting Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Face-Melting Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 1190
- Gib Kills: 979
Uncharitable Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Uncharitable Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 121
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
- Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
- Cannonballs push players back on impact
- Cannonballs do not explode on impact
- -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Mildly Menacing Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 47
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Kills: 1
Wicked Nasty Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 546
- Gib Kills: 425
Notably Dangerous Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
- Kills: 139
- Robots Destroyed: 3538
- Tanks Destroyed: 93
The Splendid Screen #92464
Level 10 Shield - Crafted
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
- Craft number: 92464
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Style: Spike
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Crafted
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Eyelander
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Heads Taken: 204
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 7
Spectacularly Lethal Persian Persuader
Level 10 Spectacularly Lethal Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 331
- Demomen Killed: 93
- Revenges: 0
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Unusual Magnificent Mongolian
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
- Effect: Orbiting Planets
Painted with Australium Gold
The Dragonborn Helmet #17579
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
- Crafted by jdawsome98
- Craft number: 17579
The Soviet Gentleman #4827
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
- Craft number: 4827
The Hound Dog
Level 21 Hat - Crafted
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #7616
Level 40 Hat - Crafted
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
- Craft number: 7616
The Cold War Luchador #5364
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
- Crafted by BrandonOvich
- Craft number: 5364
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 17 Shirt - Found in Crate
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
- Style: J.R. Gyle
The Samson Skewer
Level 7 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
- Untradable
Vintage Natascha
Level 40 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Positively Inhumane Minigun
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Minigun - Found in Crate
- Kills: 938
- Dominations: 0
Spectacularly Lethal Brass Beast
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Minigun - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
- Kills: 302
- Robots Destroyed: 10961
- Tanks Destroyed: 192
Gore-Spattered Natascha
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Minigun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
- Kills: 384
Mildly Menacing Tomislav
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Minigun - Found in Crate
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 59
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 46 Minigun - Timed Drop
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Mildly Menacing Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 18 Mildly Menacing Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 56
Somewhat Threatening Family Business
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Shotgun - Found in Crate
- +33% clip size
- -15% damage penalty
- Kills: 72
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - MvM Squad surplus reward
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
- Tickle Fights Won: 0
- Kills: 0
Unremarkable Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Unremarkable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
- Kills: 24
Uncharitable Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Uncharitable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 101
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 0
The Apoco-Fists #15920
Level 10 Fists - Crafted
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
- Craft number: 15920
- Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
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Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way, they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket when you try to get them to sign something.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 66 Hat - Timed Drop
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
The Tin-1000
Level 68 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red, robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Hotrod
Level 90 Hat - Crafted
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Steam Purchase
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Wicked Nasty Frontier Justice
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 606
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Rescue Ranger
Level 23 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
Unremarkable Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 5 Unremarkable Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 20
- Kills: 6
- Sappers Removed: 5
- Tanks Destroyed: 48
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Face-Melting Gunslinger
Level 15 Face-Melting Robot Arm - Found in Crate
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
- Sentry Kills: 1251
- Kills: 170
- Heavies Killed: 11
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 15
Sufficiently Lethal Jag
Level 15 Sufficiently Lethal Wrench - Found in Crate
- 30% faster construction rate
- -25% damage penalty
- Sentry Kills: 209
- Kills: 11
- Sappers Removed: 0
Scarcely Lethal Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Scarcely Lethal Wrench - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 27
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - MvM Squad surplus reward
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
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The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #4569
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
- Craft number: 4569
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 27 Hat - Crafted
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Your enemy will get the point.
- Crafted by |DAMPFART| Bebby-
The Planeswalker Helm #22050
Level 24 Hat - Crafted
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
- Crafted by yarrawr *out*
- Craft number: 22050
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 7 Hat - Found in Crate
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 90 Pipe - MvM Badge completion reward
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Mildly Menacing Overdose
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
- Kills: 50
Spectacularly Lethal Blutsauger
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
- Kills: 318
Scarcely Lethal Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Scarcely Lethal Crossbow - Found in Crate
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
- Kills: 44
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Traded
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Unremarkable Quick-Fix
Level 8 Unremarkable Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Ubers: 16
- Kill Assists: 35
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Crafted
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Crafted
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Strange Ubersaw
Level 10 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Amputator
Level 15 Sufficiently Lethal Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
- Kills: 176
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Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Desert Marauder #12330
Level 32 Hat - Crafted
- Crafted by proton
- Craft number: 12330
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Crocleather Slouch #25080
Level 51 Hat - Crafted
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
- Craft number: 25080
Letch's LED
Level 13 Hat - Found in Crate
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how.
The Outback Intellectual #12449
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
- Craft number: 12449
The Bolted Bushman
Level 99 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect. The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats only need to say two things.
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Positively Inhumane Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- Kills: 792
- Headshot Kills: 448
Notably Dangerous Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 138
Unremarkable Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Unremarkable Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
- Kills: 19
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
Vintage Jarate
Level 66 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Unremarkable Razorback
Level 10 Unremarkable Shield - Found in Crate
- Blocks a single backstab attempt
- Spies Shocked: 20
Spectacularly Lethal Jarate
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Sodden Victims: 329
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Gifted
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
Mildly Menacing Bushwacka
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Kukri - Found in Crate
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 65
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Unusual Frenchman's Beret
Level 40 Hat - Found in Crate
Because real espionage is an artform.
- Effect: Orbiting Fire
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck, dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work, you can rob them.
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 50 Hat - Found in Crate
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
Fancy Fedora
Level 49 Hat - Timed Drop
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 35 Hat - Found in Crate
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
The Noh Mercy
Level 54 Hat - Crafted
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 33 Shirt - Found in Crate
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 86 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Unremarkable Diamondback
Level 5 Unremarkable Revolver - Found in Crate
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 17
Gore-Spattered Ambassador
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 380
- Headshot Kills: 42
Unremarkable L'Etranger
Level 5 Unremarkable Revolver - Found in Crate
- +15 cloak on hit
- -20% damage penalty
- Kills: 19
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - MvM Badge completion reward
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Scarcely Lethal Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Knife - Found in Crate
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
- Kills: 44
Notably Dangerous Big Earner
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Knife - Found in Crate
- +30 cloak on kill
- -25 max health on wearer
- Kills: 154
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Strange Kunai - Found in Crate
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
- Kills: 0
Wanga Prick #78052
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Crafted by Cupcakes™
- Craft number: 78052
- Wearer cannot disguise
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch - Steam Purchase
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
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Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Traded
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 41 Hat - Found in Crate
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Executioner
Level 80 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
The RoBro 3000
Level 80 Robot - Found in Crate
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
- Style: Please Help
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 66 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 25 Hat - Found in Crate
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
The Balloonicorn #7628
Level 20 Balloon - Crafted
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- Craft number: 7628
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The All-Father #1712
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
- Craft number: 1712
The Merc's Muffler
Level 85 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
The Triad Trinket #10315
Level 1 Necklace - Crafted
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
- Craft number: 10315
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World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
- Untradable
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
- Effect: Holy Glow
- Untradable
The Spine-Cooling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your disdain for the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
- Untradable
The Spine-Twisting Skull
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your discontent with the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
- Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Killed Merasmus at level 12
- Untradable
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 58 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- Crafted by pLaNeTeS
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Untradable
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 68 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- Gift from: Isabee
- Crafted by Isabee
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Untradable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 77 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
Power Up Canteen
Level 98 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 2 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
- Hire Date: 2009-05-23 22:00:32
- Untradable
The Sufficient Samaritan's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Sufficient Samaritan's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 26
- Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash - Timed Drop
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash - Timed Drop
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?