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RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code - Achievement
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
  • Untradable
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Rescue Ranger
Level 52 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
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Red Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #62
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Red Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #62
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Orange Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #63
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
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Green Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #65
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
  • +50% ÜberCharge rate
  • Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
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Black Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #69
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Black Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #69
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Black Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #69
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #59
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #23
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #24
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #26
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #27
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #27
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #27
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #29
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #29
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #29
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #31
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #31
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #32
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #32
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #33
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #41
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #41
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #43
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #43
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #43
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
Gift
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: HappyHead
  • Crate Series #56
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
The Air Strike
Level 78 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Increased attack speed while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • -25% damage penalty
  • -25% clip size
  • -15% explosion radius
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Tims Hot Friend
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Source619
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Combat Toast# o7
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Source619
  • Crate Series #59
Gift
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: X-L
  • Crate Series #59
Gift
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: scotch*
  • Crate Series #59
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #59
Gift
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: [SOS]LiquidOcelot
  • Crate Series #59
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
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Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
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Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
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Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 25
  • Uncraftable
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Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor - Steam Purchase
  • Quantity: 25
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Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
  • Crafted by Uristocrat
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Purchased
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Tradable After: 2011-10-18 19:10:19
  • Quantity: 3
Power Up Canteen
Level 18 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
11742
Power Up Canteen #11742
Level 55 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Crafted by Uristocrat
  • Craft number: 11742
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 48 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 6
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Purchased
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
NamedDescribed
Dr Lucksman
Level 10 Bow - Traded
Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Luckspam
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Crafted
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Unremarkable Lollichop
Level 100 Unremarkable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 10
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - MvM Badge completion reward
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
NamedDescribed
The Salmon of Doubt
Level 42 Fish - Purchased
All I did was tell my wife, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"
  • Uncraftable
Named
The STARK FISTS of REMOVAL
Level 1 Fists - Timed Drop
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Gifted
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
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Named
Pyro, the Burninator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Purchased
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Gore-Spattered Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 373
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Classic
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Named
Im going to rake you!
Level 10 Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
The Lollichop
Level 5 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • -50% damage on contact with surfaces
NamedDescribed
The Pill Pusher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
Repeat Prescription
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Steam Purchase
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #20
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Purchased
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
  • Uncraftable
182588
The Spy-cicle #182588
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Crafted by Uristocrat
  • Craft number: 182588
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
NamedDescribed
Teddy Bear
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
Wielding the TEDDY BEAR has maxed out your HYSTERIA GAUGE. This is very bad!
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife - Found in Crate
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Steam Purchase
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Mildly Menacing Pain Train
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 54
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 59 Minigun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • +50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
4
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • +50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Unremarkable Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 2 Unremarkable Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 18
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - MvM Squad surplus reward
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Purchased
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Steam Purchase
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
48129
The Enforcer #48129
Level 5 Revolver - Crafted
  • Crafted by Uristocrat
  • Craft number: 48129
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Purchased
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
NamedDescribed
Key
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
Your KEY is out of bullets!!!!
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Spectacularly Lethal Ambassador
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 289
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
2525
The Disciplinary Action #2525
Level 10 Riding Crop - Crafted
  • Crafted by Uristocrat
  • Craft number: 2525
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Crafted
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Steam Purchase
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
    Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • No metal from dispensers when active.
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 88 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
Uncharitable Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Uncharitable Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 130
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Uncraftable
10931
The Original #10931
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
  • Crafted by Uristocrat
  • Craft number: 10931
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
27910
Baby Face's Blaster #27910
Level 10 Scattergun - Crafted
  • Crafted by Uristocrat
  • Craft number: 27910
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
NamedDescribed
I'm the Scattergun!
Level 1 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Ski bi di bi di do bap do bap do bonk!
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun - Found in Crate
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Steam Purchase
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
  • -34% clip size
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun - Timed Drop
Who do you think you are, bleedin' action man?
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
Named
Jack of all Spades
Level 1 Shovel - Timed Drop
texture
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Tradable After: 2011-10-16 23:00:31
The Neon Annihilator
Level 57 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Purchased
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
5
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - MvM Squad surplus reward

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Press 'Reload' to activate focus
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping.
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Purchased
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Uncraftable
Named
The Point n' Click Adventure Game
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Somewhat Threatening Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 77
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Steam Purchase
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
  • +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Steam Purchase
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
  • +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 75 Sapper - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Traded
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Scarcely Lethal Syringe Gun
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 26
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Untradable
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Painted with Pink as Hell
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Steam Purchase
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation - Steam Purchase
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 7 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 2009-04-13 16:57:36
  • Untradable
The Lord of Largesse's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Lord of Largesse's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 71
  • Untradable
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 3 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies your bravery in the field of excellence.
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge - Third-Party Promotion
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
<no employment record found>
  • Crafted by Uristocrat
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - MvM Badge completion reward
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Traded
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Buzz Killer
Level 62 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 77 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 75 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Einstein
Level 55 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 30 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Emerald Jarate
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel Pipes
Level 32 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 22 Facial Hair - Traded
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 33 Facial Hair - Traded
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops - Purchased
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
  • Uncraftable
6
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Ze Goggles
Level 40 Glasses - Traded
Nothing
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 26 Hat - Traded
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
The Bloodhound
Level 57 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
  • Untradable
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Magnanimous Monarch
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Unusual Industrial Festivizer
Level 61 Hat - Traded
  • Effect: Searing Plasma
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
I put on my wizard's hat.
Named
The Golden Fro
Level 63 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Australium Gold
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 25 Hat - Traded
  • Style: Tasteful and Refined
Carouser's Capotain
Level 92 Hat - Traded
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
28857
Desert Marauder #28857
Level 98 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Uristocrat
  • Craft number: 28857
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastly
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The Tin-1000
Level 91 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red, robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Hotrod
Level 13 Hat - Traded
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
German Gonzila
Level 36 Hat - Found in Crate
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Untradable
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Express your undying hatred for the living.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Uncraftable
Gift
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
  • Gift from: Scribby
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Uncraftable
7
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 84 Hat - Purchased
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
  • Uncraftable
Football Helmet
Level 82 Hat - Timed Drop
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 74 Hat - Traded
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
The Hound Dog
Level 58 Hat - Traded
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
Painted with Team Spirit
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat - Traded
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
The Rebel Rouser
Level 38 Hat - Found in Crate
"Hold on, why are Americans fighting other Americans? Did everybody in France die and nobody told me?"
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-23 07:00:00
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Break news, spirits and heads.
Larrikin Robin
Level 33 Hat - Traded
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 35 Hat - Traded
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat - Gifted
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat - Gifted
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 30 Hat - Traded
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 6 Hat - Traded
We can't pronounce it either.
Gift
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
  • Gift from: couponbug.com !!!
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
NamedDescribed
Oddjob
Level 46 Hat - Traded
Not quite a random task
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 19 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Earbuds
Level 19 Hat - Traded
OSX represent!
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
  • Untradable
Le Party Phantom
Level 24 Hat - Traded
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
  • Style: [classified]
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 78 Hat - Traded
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Reggaelator
Level 23 Hat - Timed Drop
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
  • Style: Original
The Well-Rounded Rifleman
Level 18 Hat - Found in Crate
The smooth lines of this versatile number will be instantly vaguely familiar to anyone who's ever seen a train conductor, been arrested in France, or fought in the U.S. Civil War.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
  • Style: Normal
Scotch Bonnet
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
  • Crafted by Uristocrat
Bombing Run
Level 27 Hat - Traded
Death from above!
Whoopee Cap
Level 28 Hat - Traded
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 79 Hat - Traded
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 28 Hat - Timed Drop
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Stainless Pot
Level 88 Hat - Traded
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
The Tin Pot
Level 81 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
  • Style: Standard Issue
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Gift
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 20 Hat - Traded
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
  • Gift from: Mr.Dr.Venom
NamedDescribed
This Stout Shako?
Level 45 Hat - Traded
Two Refined
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 92 Hat - Crafted
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat is a spy.
Gift
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 12 Hat - Traded
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
  • Gift from: Hardcore Ebola Expert
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 94 Hat - Traded
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
E hele mākou i kahakai.
  • Style: Carefree Summer Nap
  • Uncraftable
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The Triclops
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick: You won't be able to see at all!
  • Style: Roasting
  • Untradable
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
  • Untradable
The Attendant
Level 34 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Familiar Fez
Level 22 Hat - Timed Drop
Familiar Fez
Level 94 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 72 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
The Milkman
Level 52 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Named
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
Level 20 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Can't stop the signal.
  • Untradable
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Gift
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
  • Gift from: Gabe Newell
  • Untradable
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
  • Style: Treasure Hat
  • Untradable
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
NamedDescribed
Candy Corn Protector
Level 20 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Where else would you store your precious cargo?
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
  • Effect: Map Stamps
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Lumbricus Lid
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
  • Effect: Holy Glow
  • Untradable
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Steam Purchase
Left 4 You.
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal - Traded
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
  • Medal no. 5392
The Pocket Pyro
Level 66 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
Loneliness is the world's deadliest silent killer. Next to carbon monoxide. But cuddle up to this adorable firebug, hold your breath, and you'll be free to concentrate on loud killers like car crashes and Freddy Krueger.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 26 Pocket Buddy - Traded
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 8 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 62 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Purchased
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
  • 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Uncraftable
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Spike And Arrow
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Immune to the effects of afterburn.
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs - Found in Crate
Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
  • Untradable
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel - Purchased
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
  • Uncraftable
The Blood Banker
Level 87 Apparel - Found in Crate
"Oh, you'd like to make a deposit? Allow me to make one first. One knife. Into your back."
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-24 07:00:00
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Style: Tie
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
  • Style: Tie
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Style: Yuurei
Das Hazmattenhatten
Level 3 Safety Apparatus - Found in Crate
"Breathing is agreeable to me, but sometimes there is air-stench. Now I laugh in the face of air. Thank you, this hat." (Description translated from German.)
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Spirit Animal - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
Summer Claim Check
Level 64 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
When used, you will receive
a random Summer 2013 Cooler.