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Decorated Weapon Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Team Colored Decorated Weapon
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 84 Hat - Timed Drop
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NamedDescribedGift
Mia's miraculous Maggot-Masher
Limited Level 10 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
May this weapon reward you with plenty of random crits and salty enemies! <3
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • Gift from: Miro°
  • Killstreaker: 2007.0
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
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Dead of Night
Level 76 Apparel - Gifted
  • Style: Dark - Hide Grenades
Painted with Pink as Hell
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224307
The Bat Outta Hell #224307
Level 5 Skull Bat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 224307
  • Style: Universal
224304
The Bat Outta Hell #224304
Level 5 Skull Bat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 224304
  • Style: Universal
224795
The Conscientious Objector #224795
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 224795
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
49573
The Quadwrangler #49573
Level 59 Science Project - Crafted
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 49573
33482
Das Hazmattenhatten #33482
Level 59 Safety Apparatus - Crafted
"Breathing is agreeable to me, but sometimes there is air-stench. Now I laugh in the face of air. Thank you, this hat." (Description translated from German.)
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 33482
The Angel of Death
Level 39 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Mia°
Gore-Spattered Medi Gun
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-24 07:00:00
  • Festivized
  • Ubers: 422
  • Kill Assists: 879
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NamedGift
Emotional Krit
Level 8 Server-Clearing Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Gift from: Miro°
  • Killstreaker: 2007.0
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-28 08:00:00
  • Festivized
  • Kill Assists: 3055
  • Ubers: 1095
  • Allied Healing Done: 315480
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Uncharitable Festive Crusader's Crossbow
Limited Level 88 Uncharitable Crossbow - Found in Crate
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deals damage
based on distance traveled
This weapon will reload automatically when not active
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 105
  • Allied Healing Done: 208334
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Purchased
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Style: Classic
Painted with Pink as Hell
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Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deals damage
based on distance traveled
This weapon will reload automatically when not active
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
263516
The Freedom Staff #263516
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 263516
222254
The Ham Shank #222254
Level 5 Pork Product - Crafted
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 222254
217254
The Bat Outta Hell #217254
Level 5 Skull Bat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 217254
  • Style: Universal
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +10% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
NamedDescribed
『Pearl Jam』
Level 8 Somewhat Threatening Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Now, let's continue with the meal, shall we?
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +10% ÜberCharge rate
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 50% max overheal
  • Festivized
  • Ubers: 82
  • Kill Assists: 201
  • Allied Healing Done: 47252
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
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The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Purchased
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
  • Uncraftable
407
The Nine-Pipe Problem #407
Level 53 Pipe - Crafted
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
  • Craft number: 407
  • Style: Afternoon
Medical Monarch
Level 31 Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Style: Style 1
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
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Max's Severed Head
Limited Level 24 Hat - Timed Drop
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with Pink as Hell
Taunt: Conga
Level 50 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - MvM Badge completion reward
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75% base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and Patient.
  • +67% ÜberCharge rate
  • Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
  • -33% ÜberCharge rate on Overhealed patients
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Blighted Beak
Level 37 Hat - Purchased
  • Style: Yersinia Pestis
Painted with Pink as Hell
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NamedDescribed
I hope your "E" key breaks
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Medi Gun - Found in Crate
If you drop me, you're fucked
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Ubers: 800
  • Kill Assists: 1685
  • Allied Healing Done: 297393
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Taunt: Kazotsky Kick
Level 18 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this Eastern European inspired dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 49 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Gift
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Gifted
'Do no harm.'
  • Gift from: [I Wanna Die] InfCreate
  • Allows you to see enemy health
  • 10% slower firing speed
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Duck Journal
Level 1 Journal - Purchased
Equip in the ActionSlot to increase duck drops.
Use Duck Tokens to increase power level.
Higher levels give increased duck drops.
  • Duck XP Level : 3
  • Duck Power : 0 / 5
  • Duckstreaks Active
  • Style: Medic
  • Uncraftable
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +20%
  • -15% damage penalty
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
23765
The Medical Mystery #23765
Level 54 Apparel - Crafted
  • Craft number: 23765
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30102
The Weather Master #30102
Level 26 Hat - Crafted
They called you INSANE when you claimed a helmet with foam clouds and lightning taped to it would give you weather powers! Now you'll show them! You'll show them ALL! Moo hoo ha ha ha! (This helmet does not give you weather powers.)
  • Crafted by Miro°
  • Craft number: 30102
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Das Ubersternmann
Level 95 Hat - Timed Drop
"You are not important but I am. My hat is a secret hat." (Description translated from German.)
29957
The Quadwrangler #29957
Level 89 Science Project - Crafted
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
  • Craft number: 29957
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
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Face-Melting Vaccinator
Level 8 Face-Melting Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75% base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and Patient.
  • +67% ÜberCharge rate
  • Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • Killstreaker: 2002.0
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-07-04 07:00:00
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
  • -33% ÜberCharge rate on Overhealed patients
  • Ubers: 1389
  • Kill Assists: 2363
The Slick Cut
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Voices From Below
Named
l'extracteur d'arc-en
Level 10 Face-Melting Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaker: 2002.0
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Tradable After: 2016-04-06 07:00:00
  • Kills: 1124
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 14 Mask - Crafted
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
4930
Das Gutenkutteharen #4930
Level 15 Hair - Crafted
"The hairs on your head-skin are physically attractive. Now we should have love relations." (Description translated from German.)
  • Craft number: 4930
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41260
The Nine-Pipe Problem #41260
Level 85 Pipe - Crafted
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
  • Craft number: 41260
  • Style: Afternoon
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
texture
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
texture
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
5800
The Chronoscarf #5800
Level 68 Scarf - Crafted
  • Craft number: 5800
27073
Der Wintermantel #27073
Level 61 Apparel - Crafted
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is synthetic.
  • Craft number: 27073
  • Style: Gramma's Sweater Showing
Taunt: Results Are In
Level 50 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Medic Taunt
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Scout
The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Untradable
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Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable