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Festive Grenade Launcher
Limited Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
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224307
The Bat Outta Hell #224307
Level 5 Skull Bat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 224307
  • Style: Universal
224304
The Bat Outta Hell #224304
Level 5 Skull Bat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 224304
  • Style: Universal
224795
The Conscientious Objector #224795
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 224795
Taunt: Scotsmann's Stagger
Level 75 Special Taunt - Purchased
Demoman Taunt
The Chargin' Targe
Level 97 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
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12448
Buck Turner All-Stars #12448
Level 64 Shoes - Crafted
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
  • Craft number: 12448
Painted with Pink as Hell
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Purchased
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Style: Classic
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Sub Zero Suit
Level 39 Apparel - Timed Drop
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
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The Freedom Staff #263516
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 263516
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The Ham Shank #222254
Level 5 Pork Product - Crafted
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 222254
217254
The Bat Outta Hell #217254
Level 5 Skull Bat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 217254
  • Style: Universal
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
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The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • +20% projectile speed
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
42550
The Deadliest Duckling #42550
Level 45 Duck - Crafted
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 42550
  • Style: Capone
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
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Mann of the Seven Sees
Limited Level 86 Coat - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
Max's Severed Head
Limited Level 24 Hat - Timed Drop
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with Pink as Hell
Taunt: Conga
Level 50 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Taunt: Spent Well Spirits
Level 4 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Demoman Taunt
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Quickiebomb Launcher
Level 60 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • -0.20000000298 sec faster bomb arm time
  • Max charge time decreased by 70%
  • Up to +35% damage based on charge
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -50% clip size
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
Unremarkable Bottle
Level 1 Unremarkable Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 19
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
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The Tide Turner
Level 87 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a mini-crit melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +15% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Full turning control while charging
  • Melee kills refill 75% of your charge meter.
  • Taking damage while shield charging reduces remaining charging time
Taunt: Kazotsky Kick
Level 18 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this Eastern European inspired dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: Oblooterated
Level 1 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Demoman Taunt
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 49 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
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Duck Journal
Level 1 Journal - Purchased
Equip in the ActionSlot to increase duck drops.
Use Duck Tokens to increase power level.
Higher levels give increased duck drops.
  • Duck XP Level : 3
  • Duck Power : 0 / 5
  • Duckstreaks Active
  • Style: Medic
  • Uncraftable
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 100 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
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The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
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The Deadliest Duckling #26141
Level 18 Duck - Crafted
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
  • Craft number: 26141
  • Style: Luciano
36810
The King of Scotland Cape #36810
Level 83 Cape - Crafted
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
  • Crafted by Miro°
  • Craft number: 36810
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
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The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
The Iron Bomber
Level 16 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Grenades have very little bounce and roll
  • -30% fuse time on grenades
  • -15% explosion radius
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Scout
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Untradable