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Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 85 Hat - Traded
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
  • Effect: Vivid Plasma
Painted with After Eight
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Sidekick's Side Slick
Level 32 Mask - Purchased
  • Style: Style 1 No Hat
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Crafted
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Crafted by Mia°
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Crafted
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are marked for death
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • -75% damage penalty
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Earbuds
Limited Level 67 Hat - Traded
OSX represent!
  • Limited quantity
The Electric Twanger
Level 18 Guitar - Gifted
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Dead of Night
Level 76 Apparel - Gifted
  • Style: Dark - Hide Grenades
Painted with Pink as Hell
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The Flying Guillotine
Level 88 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
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224307
The Bat Outta Hell #224307
Level 5 Skull Bat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 224307
  • Style: Universal
92854
Unarmed Combat #92854
Level 80 Severed Arm - Crafted
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 92854
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Crafted
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • +25% fire damage resistance while deployed
  • -25% damage penalty
224304
The Bat Outta Hell #224304
Level 5 Skull Bat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 224304
  • Style: Universal
92850
Unarmed Combat #92850
Level 6 Severed Arm - Crafted
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 92850
224795
The Conscientious Objector #224795
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 224795
Taunt: The Carlton
Level 7 Special Taunt - Purchased
Scout Taunt
What's new, pussycat? This super-smooth sex bomb you just dropped on the battlefield.
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
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Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Crafted
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Crafted
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
217934
The Atomizer #217934
Level 10 Bat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 217934
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
12448
Buck Turner All-Stars #12448
Level 64 Shoes - Crafted
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
  • Craft number: 12448
Painted with Pink as Hell
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263516
The Freedom Staff #263516
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 263516
222254
The Ham Shank #222254
Level 5 Pork Product - Crafted
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 222254
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Crafted
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
217254
The Bat Outta Hell #217254
Level 5 Skull Bat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 217254
  • Style: Universal
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The Wrap Assassin #212064
Level 15 Bat - Crafted
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 212064
  • +25% increase in recharge rate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -65% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
Hot Heels
Level 76 Shoes - Found in Crate
Painted with Indubitably Green
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Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Unremarkable Bat
Level 1 Unremarkable Bat - Found in Crate
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 18
Decorated Weapon Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Festivized
Uncharitable Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Uncharitable Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
  • Food Items Eaten: 131
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Max's Severed Head
Limited Level 24 Hat - Timed Drop
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with Pink as Hell
Taunt: Conga
Level 50 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • On Hit: Builds Hype
  • -66% clip size
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
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Taunt: Kazotsky Kick
Level 18 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this Eastern European inspired dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 13 Boots - Achievement
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
  • Untradable
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 49 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
The Flapjack
Level 60 Apparel - Found in Crate
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
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Duck Journal
Level 1 Journal - Purchased
Equip in the ActionSlot to increase duck drops.
Use Duck Tokens to increase power level.
Higher levels give increased duck drops.
  • Duck XP Level : 3
  • Duck Power : 0 / 5
  • Duckstreaks Active
  • Style: Medic
  • Uncraftable
52581
The Stereoscopic Shades #52581
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
  • Crafted by Mia°
  • Craft number: 52581
  • Untradable
The Horrific Head of Hare
Level 33 Costume Piece - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 95 Hat - Crafted
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
  • Crafted by Miro°
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The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Back Scatter
Level 63 Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range
  • -34% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% less accurate
Named
The sound of the Po-Po
Level 6 Futuristic Sound Device - Crafted
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Frenchman's Formals
Level 42 Apparel - Timed Drop
  • Style: Dashing
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Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
  • Boost reduced when hit
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • On Hit: Gain up to +5 health
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Limited Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Limited quantity
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
Positively Inhumane Mad Milk
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Sodden Victims: 808
  • Allies Extinguished: 101
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • When weapon is active:
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
texture
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Scout
The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Untradable
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Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable