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45610
The Bubble Pipe #45610
Level 70 Hat - Crafted
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
  • Crafted by ☠Spicy Beach Hünk☠
  • Craft number: 45610
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
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Taunt: Party Trick
Level 69 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Pyro Taunt
Decorated Weapon Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower - Quest Drop
Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%.
Alt-Fire: Release a blast of air that pushes enemies and projectiles and extinguish allies that are on fire.
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
The Sub Zero Suit
Level 8 Apparel - Purchased
  • Tradable After: 2015-08-16 07:00:00
Festive Shotgun
Limited Level 35 Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-03 01:43:11
  • Limited quantity
Festive Flare Gun
Limited Level 84 Flare Gun - Found in Crate
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Tradable After: 2015-09-22 07:00:00
  • Limited quantity
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Purchased
  • This weapon holsters 30% faster
  • This weapon deploys 60% faster
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • -66% afterburn damage penalty
  • +25% airblast cost
  • Tradable After: 2013-10-21 07:00:00
  • Uncraftable
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Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 10 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Spellbook Magazine
Level 12 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Taunt: Conga
Level 81 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
The Head Warmer
Level 43 Hat - Timed Drop
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
The Raven's Visage
Level 4 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Hollowhead
Level 92 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 17 Hat - Purchased
  • Tradable After: 2015-08-16 07:00:00
  • Style: Stylish Paint
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
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The Beast From Below
Level 39 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Carrion Companion
Level 92 Undead Pet - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Panic Attack
Level 79 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
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The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Only visible in Pyroland
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Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Grisly Gumbo
Level 45 Backpack - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Corpsemopolitan
Level 20 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
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Fashionable Pyromancer's Hood
Limited Level 4 Fashionable Hat - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2016-08-22 07:00:00
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 995
  • Assists: 15
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
The Beast From Below
Level 40 Mask - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
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The Lollichop
Level 77 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Summer Shades
Limited Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Tradable After: 2016-07-26 07:00:00
  • Limited quantity
Hovering Hotshot
Level 78 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-06 07:00:00
Uncharitable Degreaser
Level 10 Uncharitable Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • This weapon holsters 30% faster
  • This weapon deploys 60% faster
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -66% afterburn damage penalty
  • +25% airblast cost
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-06 08:00:00
  • Kills: 105
Uncharitable Flare Gun
Level 10 Uncharitable Flare Gun - Found in Crate
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-06 08:00:00
  • Kills: 124
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The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and explodes when it hits the ground.
    Increased knock back on burning players
  • -35% damage penalty
  • -35% self damage force
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
  • +50% damage to self
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Gifted
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Untradable
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The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Tradable After: 2016-08-09 07:00:00
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Build 'Mmmph' by dealing damage.
    Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to gain crit for several seconds.
    Invulnerable while 'Mmmph' taunting.
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
The Cranial Carcharodon
Level 30 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-06 07:00:00
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • This weapon holsters 30% faster
  • This weapon deploys 60% faster
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • -66% afterburn damage penalty
  • +25% airblast cost
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The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • +150% airblast cost
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
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The Head Warmer
Level 41 Hat - Gifted
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-01 08:00:00
The Neon Annihilator
Level 59 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit