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Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
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53599
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #53599
Level 17 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Jester KinGold
  • Craft number: 53599
  • Style: No Helmet
The Panic Attack
Level 38 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
Festive Shotgun
Limited Level 35 Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-03 01:43:11
  • Limited quantity
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Gift
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Gifted
  • Gift from: Detek
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Tradable After: 2015-08-03 07:00:00
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 10 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: Conga
Level 81 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Pages of Gratanter: 4
  • Pages of Congeriae: 4
  • Pages of Veteris: 2
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Festive Black Box
Limited Level 56 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% clip size
  • Tradable After: 2016-09-18 07:00:00
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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The Panic Attack
Level 79 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
Spectacularly Lethal Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 3 Spectacularly Lethal Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Tradable After: 2015-10-29 07:00:00
  • Kills: 296
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Uncraftable
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Gifted
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
  • Untradable
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The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Brawling Buccaneer
Level 32 Coat - Purchased
"We do not plunder in this man's pirate army, maggot! On this ship you will patrol the seas for liberals and Communists, and go to bed at a sensible hour!"
The Caribbean Conqueror
Level 59 Hat - Purchased
"You! Stop jibbing that mainsail and give me twenty! You up in the crow's nest! Drop that telescope and get on your face! Everybody on this ship start doing push-ups!"
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 17 Parachute - Purchased
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
  • Uncraftable
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
  • Uncraftable
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
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Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Ghoul Gibbin' Gear
Level 62 Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
Fashionable Gift Bringer
Level 73 Fashionable Coat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-08-22 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 991
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 62 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
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The Air Strike
Level 64 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • -15% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -10% explosion radius
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Quest Drop
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The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 61 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
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The Toadstool Topper
Level 27 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-06 07:00:00
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
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Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
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The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
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The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 43 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
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The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Air Strike
Level 40 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • -15% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -10% explosion radius
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size