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Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Purchased
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
  • Uncraftable
Notably Dangerous Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
  • Food Items Eaten: 147
Dead of Night
Level 20 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by ☠Spicy Beach Hünk☠
  • Style: Light
  • Untradable
Sufficiently Lethal Scattergun
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-28 08:00:00
  • Kills: 220
  • Medics Killed: 8
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Purchased
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Tradable After: 2013-09-30 07:00:00
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Uncraftable
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Crafted
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Crafted by ☠Spicy Beach Hünk☠
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Purchased
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
  • Uncraftable
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Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Purchased
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
  • Uncraftable
44297
The El Jefe #44297
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by [T L O] TheShadow318
  • Craft number: 44297
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Purchased
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: Battin' a Thousand
Level 92 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Scout Taunt
Weight Room Warmer
Level 97 Apparel - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2013-10-21 07:00:00
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Purchased
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
  • Uncraftable
10596
The Back Scatter #10596
Level 37 Scattergun - Crafted
  • Crafted by bolgnese sauce
  • Craft number: 10596
  • Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range
  • -34% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% less accurate
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Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Purchased
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 10 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Strange Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Strange Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-06 08:00:00
  • Food Items Eaten: 3
Spellbook Magazine
Level 12 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Futankhamun
Level 85 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Purchased
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: Conga
Level 81 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
NamedDescribed
Starman
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
The loud sound did seem to fade. Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase.
  • Tradable After: 2016-07-01 07:00:00
  • Effect: Miami Nights
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
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The Track Terrorizer
Level 70 Shirt - Purchased
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Unremarkable Pistol
Level 1 Unremarkable Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-09-27 07:00:00
  • Kills: 17
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Bigg Mann on Campus
Level 58 Apparel - Purchased
"I should put a big red A on this thing for 'ALL SPORTS', cause that's my specialty."
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • +25% fire damage resistance while deployed
  • -25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Named
Kindness.
Level 1 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • Killstreaker: 2006.0
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-03-19 07:00:00
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Batter's Helmet
Limited Level 68 Hat - Purchased
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-15 08:00:00
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Hat and Headphones
  • Uncraftable
Hot Heels
Level 10 Shoes - Found in Crate
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Server-Clearing Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 1 Server-Clearing Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-09-03 07:00:00
  • Kills: 3282
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Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Wicked Nasty Flying Guillotine
Level 77 Wicked Nasty Cleaver - Found in Crate
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 694
  • Style: Thirsty
The Back Scatter
Level 34 Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range
  • -34% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% less accurate
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Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
Straight outta control point.
  • Crafted by 👌【P】JaKeY【k】👌
  • Style: Old School
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • On Hit: Gain up to +5 health
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • On Hit: Builds Hype
  • -66% clip size
Decorated Weapon Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun - Quest Drop
Named
4 trou pour te faire un 2éme trou duc
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Peppergun - Found in Crate
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • When weapon is active:
  • Killstreaker: 2007.0
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-07-26 07:00:00
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Kills: 41
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Summer Shades
Limited Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Tradable After: 2016-07-26 07:00:00
  • Limited quantity
The Face Plante
Level 5 Mask - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
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The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - MvM Badge completion reward
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • On Hit: Builds Hype
  • -66% clip size
  • Untradable
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The Flying Guillotine
Level 23 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirsty
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • +25% increase in recharge rate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -65% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • +25% fire damage resistance while deployed
  • -25% damage penalty
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23830
The Half-Pipe Hurdler #23830
Level 89 Skateboard - Crafted
"My moves are SICK, brother. Ask your girlfriend, cause she's been watchin'. Don't blame her, she's only human."
  • Craft number: 23830
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
  • Boost reduced when hit
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are marked for death
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -75% damage penalty
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The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • On Hit: Builds Hype
  • -66% clip size
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
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The Pomade Prince
Level 39 Hair - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-01 08:00:00
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • When weapon is active:
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast