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The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
Described
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The Conscientious Objector #34314
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
  • Craft number: 34314
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 29 Uniform - Timed Drop
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Panic Attack
Level 3 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 15 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
Flakcatcher
Level 55 Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-06-15 07:00:00
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Gift
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Gifted
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • Gift from: heckington is a village
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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The Professor's Pineapple #42734
Level 35 Science Project - Crafted
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
  • Craft number: 42734
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
Marshall's Mutton Chops
Level 80 Facial Hair - Purchased
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Gifted
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Untradable
The Rebel Rouser
Level 5 Hat - Timed Drop
"Hold on, why are Americans fighting other Americans? Did everybody in France die and nobody told me?"
Unremarkable Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Unremarkable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
  • Kills: 11
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
Wicked Nasty Direct Hit
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-25 08:00:00
  • Kills: 544
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 35 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Freedom Feathers
Level 62 Bird Head - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
Taunt: Mannrobics
Level 83 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this high energy aerobics dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Primary and Alt Fire show off different flair moves
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
The Man in Slacks
Level 100 Apparel - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-01 07:00:00
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The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - MvM Badge completion reward
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 7 Hat - Timed Drop
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 2
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The Hornblower #14299
Level 43 Coat - Crafted
"This uniform was worn by Horatio Nelson during the Napoleonic Wars! If you sunk his ship he would swim at you with a cannon on his back! If he ran out of cannonballs he would fire himself at your hull! That is how bad he wanted to beat the French!"
  • Craft number: 14299
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
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The Market Gardener #97451
Level 10 Shovel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Spooky Splatt
  • Craft number: 97451
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Air Strike
Level 98 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • -15% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -10% explosion radius
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
Wicked Nasty Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Wicked Nasty Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 628
  • Full Health Kills: 286
  • Taunting Player Kills: 9
  • Kills Under A Full Moon: 95
Taunt: Zoomin' Broom
Level 99 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Taunt
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 33 Cigar - Found in Crate
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
  • Tradable After: 2016-04-14 07:00:00
Antarctic Parka
Level 15 Coat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Spooky Splatt
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • Tradable After: 2016-02-25 08:00:00
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
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The Viking Braider #21179
Level 19 Facial Hair - Crafted
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
  • Craft number: 21179
The Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat - Purchased
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Universal
Armored Authority
Level 86 Hat - Timed Drop
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The Shogun's Shoulder Guard #21126
Level 87 Cosmetic Armor - Crafted
"The next time some bleeding heart cries on your shoulder about the state of the environment, he can slam his tear ducts into the Shogun. This shoulder is CLOSED!"
  • Craft number: 21126
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Wicked Nasty Beggar's Bazooka
Level 9 Wicked Nasty Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • -20% explosion radius
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-06 08:00:00
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
  • Kills: 550
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 96 Hat - Timed Drop
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-19 08:00:00
Hale's Own Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-03 08:00:00
  • Kills: 8523
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Crossing Guard
Level 25 Sign - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-01 08:00:00
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-30 08:00:00
  • Festivized
The Festive Buff Banner
Limited Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-29 08:00:00
  • Limited quantity
The Kringle Collection
Level 54 Coat - Purchased
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-29 08:00:00
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-29 08:00:00
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Purchased
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-29 08:00:00
  • Style: Classic
The Brawling Buccaneer
Level 10 Coat - Gifted
"We do not plunder in this man's pirate army, maggot! On this ship you will patrol the seas for liberals and Communists, and go to bed at a sensible hour!"
Gore-Spattered Escape Plan
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-21 08:00:00
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
  • Kills: 353
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 33 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-20 08:00:00
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-20 08:00:00
  • Style: Azukiarai
Taunt: Soldier's Requiem
Level 47 Special Taunt - Purchased
Soldier Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-17 08:00:00
Gore-Spattered Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
  • Kills: 403
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Hero's Hachimaki #28506
Level 78 Hat - Crafted
  • Craft number: 28506
Lumbricus Lid
Limited Level 64 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Limited quantity
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 97 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-18 08:00:00
The Steel Pipes
Level 84 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Idiot Box
Level 85 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
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Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Steam Purchase
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2015-10-29 07:00:00
Spectacularly Lethal Concheror
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Sashimono - Found in Crate
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Tradable After: 2015-10-16 07:00:00
  • Banners Deployed: 281
Mildly Menacing Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Mildly Menacing Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Tradable After: 2015-10-08 07:00:00
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Kills: 45
Spectacularly Lethal Equalizer
Level 10 Spectacularly Lethal Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
  • Kills: 323
Taunt: Fresh Brewed Victory
Level 75 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Soldier Taunt
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Purchased
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Named
Nope.
Level 1 Shotgun - Quest Drop
  • Team Colored Decorated Weapon
Spectacularly Lethal Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Spectacularly Lethal Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
  • Banners Deployed: 329
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Panic Attack
Level 22 Shotgun - Crafted
  • 50% faster reload time
  • Crafted by Spooky Splatt
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Untradable
Genuine Tyrant's Helm
Level 5 Hat - CD Key
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Taunt: Square Dance
Level 7 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
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The Team Captain #26257
Level 96 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Craft number: 26257
The Shoestring Budget
Level 84 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Rage-Inducing Shotgun
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 2402
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The Liberty Launcher #154133
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Crafted by Spooky Splatt
  • Craft number: 154133
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Untradable
The Lucky Shot
Level 42 Hat - Timed Drop
Let's see you do that again, Private.
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 36 Facial Hair - Purchased
  • Style: No Helmet
The Founding Father
Level 91 Apparel - Found in Crate
This shirt envisions a terrifying alternate universe where our nation's patriots wore frilly-cuffed silk blouses instead of the respectable undershirts they possessed in actual history.
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Achievement
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Untradable
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase