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Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Limited Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

  • Tradable After: 2017-04-09 07:00:00
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Aperture Logo
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-18 08:00:00
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Steam Purchase
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2015-10-29 07:00:00
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-18 07:00:00
Genuine QuƤckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch - Steam Purchase
A marvel of German engineering, the QuƤckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation - Steam Purchase
Genuine Officer's Ushanka
Level 59 Hat - CD Key
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Genuine Tyrant's Helm
Level 5 Hat - CD Key
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-20 08:00:00
  • Style: Azukiarai
Genuine Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 66 Hat - CD Key
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.