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Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
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The Champ Stamp #44380
Level 22 Tattoos - Crafted
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
  • Crafted by Splatt
  • Craft number: 44380
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
The U-clank-a
Level 47 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 24 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
  • Crafted by Splatt
  • Untradable
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Taunt: The Proletariat Posedown
Level 1 Special Taunt - Purchased
Heavy Taunt
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 33 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-20 08:00:00
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-29 08:00:00
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: Zoomin' Broom
Level 99 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Taunt
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
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28067
The Bear Necessities #28067
Level 30 Spirit Animal - Crafted
"In Siberia, bear try to attack family. He try this once. Now he is little hat."
  • Crafted by The Universal Turtle
  • Craft number: 28067
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Gore-Spattered Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Fists - Found in Crate
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
  • Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
  • Tradable After: 2015-09-10 07:00:00
  • Kills: 459
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Wicked Nasty Fists
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Fists - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 664
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +40% faster firing speed
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • On Hit: Gain a speed boost
  • -60% damage penalty
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • Tradable After: 2016-05-27 07:00:00
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
  • Kills: 5
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • Crafted by Splatt
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
  • Untradable
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Achievement
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Untradable
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
Named
Soccer Boppers
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Tradable After: 2015-10-02 07:00:00
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Kills: 201
Uncharitable Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Uncharitable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-29 08:00:00
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 110
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Untradable
Weight Room Warmer
Level 59 Apparel - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-17 08:00:00
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The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
  • Crafted by Splatt
  • Untradable
The Festive Sandvich
Limited Level 1 Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
  • Limited quantity
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Purchased
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Uncraftable
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Rage-Inducing Natascha
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Minigun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Kills: 1890
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Untradable
Server-Clearing Minigun
Level 1 Server-Clearing Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-03-24 02:41:04
  • Kills: 3632
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Scarcely Lethal Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 33
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Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-18 08:00:00
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
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The Huo-Long Heater
Level 31 Minigun - Gifted
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
  • Untradable
The Panic Attack
Level 22 Shotgun - Crafted
  • 50% faster reload time
  • Crafted by Splatt
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
Rage-Inducing Shotgun
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 2380
Named
Nope.
Level 1 Shotgun - Quest Drop
  • Team Colored Decorated Weapon
Described
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The Conscientious Objector #34314
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
  • Craft number: 34314
The Crossing Guard
Level 25 Sign - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-01 08:00:00
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Universal
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-18 07:00:00
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
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Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation - Steam Purchase
The Borscht Belt
Level 91 Bandolier - Found in Crate
"So many little pouches. Now Heavy can help carry your itty-bitty baby guns."
43092
The K-9 Mane #43092
Level 17 Spirit Animal - Crafted
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
  • Crafted by Splatt
  • Craft number: 43092
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Commissar's Coat
Level 48 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-06-04 07:00:00
Haunted Can Opener
Level 14 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 43 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 50 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Purchased
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-29 08:00:00
  • Style: Classic
21179
The Viking Braider #21179
Level 19 Facial Hair - Crafted
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
  • Craft number: 21179
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Tough Guy's Toque
Level 17 Hat - Purchased
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Genuine Officer's Ushanka
Level 59 Hat - CD Key
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
36850
The Soviet Gentleman #36850
Level 47 Hat - Crafted
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
  • Crafted by Splatt
  • Craft number: 36850
  • Style: Normal
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 72 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
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The Team Captain #26257
Level 96 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Craft number: 26257
Taunt: Mannrobics
Level 83 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this high energy aerobics dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Primary and Alt Fire show off different flair moves
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
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The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +40% faster firing speed
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • On Hit: Gain a speed boost
  • -60% damage penalty
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Tyurtlenek
Level 37 Shirt - Timed Drop
Around the skinny neck of an intellectual, jewel thief or Frenchman, a turtleneck tells people: "Please open-hand slap me in the face." On the iron frame of the Heavy, it says only: "I wear what I want."
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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Festive Minigun
Limited Level 1 Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-03-25 07:00:00
  • Limited quantity
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Named
These Hands
Level 1 Fists - Timed Drop
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Panic Attack
Level 3 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 26 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?