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Dillinger's Duffel
Level 60 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Conga
Level 63 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
The Fast Learner
Level 52 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Summer
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Fast Learner
Level 29 Shirt - Timed Drop
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Winter
Painted with Australium Gold
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The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • +25% fire damage resistance while deployed
  • -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • +25% fire damage resistance while deployed
  • -25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
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Buck Turner All-Stars #14510
Level 57 Shoes - Crafted
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
  • Craft number: 14510
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
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The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • +25% fire damage resistance while deployed
  • -25% damage penalty
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Mutton Mann
Level 66 Hair - Found in Crate
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
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Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Achievement
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
  • Untradable
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Achievement
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable