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License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
Taunt: Rock, Paper, Scissors
Level 33 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Opposing teams will face off to the death.
Taunt: Skullcracker
Level 82 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
The Conscientious Objector #86766
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 86766
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Exorcism
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Exorcism
The Ban Hammer
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
Banning players since 1996.
  • Exorcism
  • Untradable
The Beggar's Bazooka #6176
Level 58 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
  • Craft number: 6176
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
  • Untradable
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • Untradable
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
The Air Strike
Level 47 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • -15% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -10% explosion radius
The Air Strike
Level 88 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • -15% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -10% explosion radius
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-04-10 07:00:00
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 93 Parachute - Crafted
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The Panic Attack
Level 50 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Rage-Inducing Pain Train
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 2133
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Colonial Clogs
Level 59 Shoes - Timed Drop
"I can confirm that these are George Washington's actual shoes, because I found them buried two feet up an Englishman's ass!"
The Brawling Buccaneer
Level 10 Coat - Timed Drop
"We do not plunder in this man's pirate army, maggot! On this ship you will patrol the seas for liberals and Communists, and go to bed at a sensible hour!"
Painted with #400000
The Caribbean Conqueror
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
"You! Stop jibbing that mainsail and give me twenty! You up in the crow's nest! Drop that telescope and get on your face! Everybody on this ship start doing push-ups!"
  • Voices From Below
Painted with #400000