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The Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 19 Lantern - Trade-Up
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: Rock, Paper, Scissors
Level 33 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Opposing teams will face off to the death.
Taunt: Skullcracker
Level 82 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
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The Conscientious Objector #86766
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 86766
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Exorcism
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Exorcism
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The Ban Hammer
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
Banning players since 1996.
  • Exorcism
  • Untradable
The Fortified Compound
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Press 'Reload' to activate focus
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping.
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • Secondary fire when charged grants mini-crits for 8 seconds.
  • Dealing damage fills charge meter.
  • -20% clip size
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Achievement
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Untradable
The Self-Aware Beauty Mark
Limited Level 79 Jar Based Karate - Gifted

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Limited quantity
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Bloodhound
Level 59 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
  • Untradable
The Criminal Cloak
Level 5 Apparel - Timed Drop
Sir Shootsalot
Level 7 Bird Head - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
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The Fruit Shoot #33958
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
  • Craft number: 33958
  • Voices From Below
  • Style: Deadly
Painted with #800000