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The Breakneck Baggies
Level 98 Apparel - Found in Crate
Combining the comfort of pajamas with the genital-concealing subterfuge of pants, these aerodynamic trackies will let your enemies know you're a man of mystery who probably got a good night's sleep.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Taunt: Rock, Paper, Scissors
Level 33 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Opposing teams will face off to the death.
Taunt: Skullcracker
Level 82 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Baby Face's Blaster #10187
Level 10 Scattergun - Crafted
  • Craft number: 10187
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
  • Boost reduced when hit
  • Untradable
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Achievement
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
  • Untradable
Mutated Milk
Limited Level 7 Non-Milk Substance - Gifted
Players heal 60% of the damage done to an enemy covered with milk.

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Limited quantity
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
The Conscientious Objector #86766
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 86766
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are marked for death
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -75% damage penalty
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Exorcism
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Exorcism
The Ban Hammer
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
Banning players since 1996.
  • Exorcism
  • Untradable
Weight Room Warmer
Level 86 Apparel - Timed Drop
Painted with #400000
The Horrific Head of Hare
Level 76 Costume Piece - Trade-Up
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 19 Boots - Achievement
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
  • Untradable
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
  • Style: Headphones Disengaged
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
The Track Terrorizer
Level 22 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
  • Voices From Below
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
The Fowl Fists
Level 16 Cosmetic Item - Trade-Up
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable