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32761
The Marxman #32761
Level 7 Glasses - Crafted
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Crafted by Edward Alden
  • Craft number: 32761
  • Style: No Cigar
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Neon Annihilator
Level 77 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
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Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
  • +50% damage to self
The Lollichop
Level 67 Fire Axe - Gifted
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Untradable
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Gifted
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Untradable
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Build 'Mmmph' by dealing damage.
    Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to gain crit for several seconds.
    Invulnerable while 'Mmmph' taunting.
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
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The Panic Attack
Level 8 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and explodes when it hits the ground.
    Increased knock back on burning players
  • -35% damage penalty
  • -35% self damage force
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • +150% airblast cost
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NamedDescribed
The Shitty party
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
If you party, you are cool, unless if it's this party
  • Untradable
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour