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32761
The Marxman #32761
Level 7 Glasses - Crafted
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Crafted by Edward Alden
  • Craft number: 32761
  • Style: No Cigar
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Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
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Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Gifted
  • When weapon is active:
  • +40% faster firing speed
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • Gain a speed boost on hit
  • -60% damage penalty
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Untradable
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Gift
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 46 Minigun - Gifted
  • Gift from: Autistitine
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
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The Panic Attack
Level 8 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
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The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Ghastly Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas of mould and grave dust.
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Style: Ghastly
  • Untradable
Painted with Australium Gold