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Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
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The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • +20% projectile speed
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 87 Parachute - Crafted
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
  • Crafted by BaZingleBerryBlix
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The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
87722
The Conscientious Objector #87722
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Crafted by BaZingleBerryBlix
  • Craft number: 87722
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The Conscientious Objector #55544
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Crafted by BaZingleBerryBlix
  • Craft number: 55544
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
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Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
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The All-Father #6812
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Craft number: 6812
  • Style: Classic
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Style: Ghastly
  • Untradable
Haunted Forgotten King's Restless Head
Level 83 Unremarkable Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 12
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 2
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
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The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
The Tide Turner
Level 22 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a mini-crit melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +15% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Full turning control while charging
  • Melee kills refill 75% of your charge meter.
  • Taking damage while shield charging reduces remaining charging time
Gift
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Gifted
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Gift from: SneezingPanda AKA PandaX
Polly Putrid
Level 33 Undead Pet - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Polly Putrid
Level 78 Undead Pet - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.