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Spellbook Magazine
Level 65 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
43966
The Holiday Punch #43966
Level 10 Fists - Crafted
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Crafted by Sweetroll
  • Craft number: 43966
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
  • Untradable
The Bread Bite
Limited Level 20 Boxing Gloves - Gifted
Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Limited quantity
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Achievement
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
  • Untradable
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The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 61 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Untradable
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Purchased
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
25360
The Bolshevik Biker #25360
Level 98 Apparel - Crafted
"I am riding to your tiny town."
  • Crafted by Sweetroll
  • Craft number: 25360
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5926
The Viking Braider #5926
Level 52 Facial Hair - Crafted
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
  • Craft number: 5926
The Mutton Mann
Level 12 Hair - Timed Drop
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
3850
The Crafty Hair #3850
Level 88 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Crafted by Ham and :Egger
  • Craft number: 3850
  • Style: Brown
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
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23128
The Apparatchik's Apparel #23128
Level 29 Shirt - Crafted
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
  • Crafted by Sweetroll
  • Craft number: 23128
  • Style: J.R. Gyle