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The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
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The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 61 Hat - Traded
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
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Unusual Gym Rat
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Let's get physical. Physical.
  • Effect: Roboactive
Painted with Pink as Hell
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The Festive Sandvich
Limited Level 1 Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
  • Limited quantity
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64
The Red Army Robin #64
Level 1 Mascot - Crafted
"Is tiny bird. Is adorable. TELL BIRD HE IS PRETTY!"
  • Crafted by Thidran [MCT]
  • Craft number: 64
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Unremarkable Festive Gloves of Running Urgently
Limited Level 46 Unremarkable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 21
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The Chicken Kiev
Level 46 Bird Head - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Chicken Kiev
Level 46 Bird Head - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Last Bite
Level 73 Coffin - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Unremarkable Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Unremarkable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 15
Truly Feared Holiday Punch
Level 10 Truly Feared Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
  • Tickle Fights Won: 274
  • Kills: 115
Unremarkable Fists
Level 1 Unremarkable Fists - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 12
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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Scarcely Lethal Shotgun
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 32
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Found in Crate
  • Style: Scout
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
The Festive Sandvich
Limited Level 1 Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
  • Limited quantity
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Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Store Promotion
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Uncraftable
15397
The Team Captain #15397
Level 24 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Crafted by Cobalt
  • Craft number: 15397
Aqua Flops
Level 32 Flip-Flops - Purchased
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
Painted with Team Spirit
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
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9153
The All-Father #9153
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Craft number: 9153
  • Style: Classic
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue