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The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Gifted
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
7
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
8
Archimedes
Level 96 Mascot - Purchased
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
6190
Das Gutenkutteharen #6190
Level 24 Hair - Crafted
"The hairs on your head-skin are physically attractive. Now we should have love relations." (Description translated from German.)
  • Crafted by Cobalt
  • Craft number: 6190
11
Unusual Das Naggenvatcher
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
"In the center of your head lives a skeleton. It is not enough! This hat is a head-skeleton for the outside." (Description translated from German.)
  • Effect: Roboactive
Unusual Ze Goggles
Level 43 Glasses - Found in Crate
Nothing
  • Effect: Anti-Freeze
16
The Festive Ubersaw
Limited Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Limited quantity
The Festive Ubersaw
Limited Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Limited quantity
The Festive Ubersaw
Limited Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Limited quantity
The Festive Ubersaw
Limited Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Limited quantity
The Festive Ubersaw
Limited Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Limited quantity
The Festive Ubersaw
Limited Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Limited quantity
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Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Traded
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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7
The Ward #7
Level 44 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Cobalt
  • Craft number: 7
49
Baron von Havenaplane #49
Level 19 Hat - Crafted
"Are you a plane-driver? I cannot tell because of your hat-disguise." (Description translated from German.)
  • Crafted by Cobalt
  • Craft number: 49
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The Vicar's Vestments
Level 39 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Mildly Menacing Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Mildly Menacing Crossbow - Found in Crate
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deals damage
based on distance traveled
This weapon will reload automatically when not active
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 58
Uncharitable Ubersaw
Level 10 Uncharitable Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 125
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Gore-Spattered Medi Gun
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 371
  • Kill Assists: 91
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Found in Crate
  • Style: Scout
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
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15397
The Team Captain #15397
Level 24 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Crafted by Cobalt
  • Craft number: 15397
912
Archimedes #912
Level 65 Mascot - Crafted
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
  • Crafted by Cobalt
  • Craft number: 912
7603
The Nine-Pipe Problem #7603
Level 33 Pipe - Crafted
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
  • Crafted by Cobalt
  • Craft number: 7603
  • Style: Afternoon
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
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9153
The All-Father #9153
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Craft number: 9153
  • Style: Classic
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue