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10529
The Crafty Hair #10529
Level 13 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 10529
  • Style: Yellow
Big Country
Level 40 Hat - Timed Drop
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
  • Style: Nelson
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The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
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The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
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Named
No More Gun
Level 1 Shotgun - Timed Drop
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Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and
    1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed.
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Revenge crits are lost on death
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
83778
The Widowmaker #83778
Level 5 Shotgun - Crafted
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 83778
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • 10% increased damage to your sentry's target
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
9487
The Pomson 6000 #9487
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 9487
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 20% cloak
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Rescue Ranger
Level 25 Shotgun - Crafted
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death when hauling buildings
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Named
電流イライラ棒
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: -10 ammo per attack and -5 ammo per projectile destroyed
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
NamedDescribed
(G) OLD WRENCH
Level 1 Wrench - Timed Drop
充滿了一股神祕的古老力量…
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Named
『化 陰 白 骨 爪』
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Sentry build speed increased by 150%
  • Third successful punch in a row always crits.
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Traded
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 20% slower repair rate
  • -33% damage penalty vs buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
  • -50% metal cost when constructing or upgrading teleporters
  • Construction hit speed boost decreased by 50%
  • 20% less metal from pickups and dispensers
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Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Style: No Hat
16942
The Grizzled Growth #16942
Level 87 Facial Hair - Crafted
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
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  • Craft number: 16942
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The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Cosmetic Item - Timed Drop
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Traded
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Googly Gazer
Level 50 Cosmetic Augmentation - Traded
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
  • Style: Machine in the Man
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Style: Classic
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 13 Pocket Buddy - Traded
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Industrial Festivizer
Level 93 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Connecting...
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Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 9 Hat - Traded
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 59 Hat - Traded
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Vintage Hotrod
Level 80 Hat - Traded
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
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The Snaggletoothed Stetson
Level 41 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Grease Monkey
Level 53 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
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Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 75 Apparel - Halloween Drop
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
  • Uncraftable
Master Mind
Level 78 Hat - Halloween Drop
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
  • Uncraftable
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The Buzz Killer
Level 18 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 62 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 14 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
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Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.