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The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Halloween Drop
  • Style: Soldier
  • Uncraftable
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Build 'Mmmph' by dealing damage.
    Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to gain crit for several seconds.
    Invulnerable while 'Mmmph' taunting.
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
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The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Traded
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
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The Freedom Staff #3430
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 3430
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
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Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • +150% airblast cost
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • This weapon holsters 30% faster
  • This weapon deploys 60% faster
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • -66% afterburn damage penalty
  • +25% airblast cost
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Build 'Mmmph' by dealing damage.
    Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to gain crit for several seconds.
    Invulnerable while 'Mmmph' taunting.
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Gifted
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Named
No More Gun
Level 1 Shotgun - Timed Drop
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
  • +50% damage to self
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The Manmelter #11753
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 11753
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and explodes when it hits the ground.
    Increased knock back on burning players
  • -35% damage penalty
  • -35% self damage force
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Crafted
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Crafted
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
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The Third Degree #12752
Level 10 Fire Axe - Crafted
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 12752
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
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The Lollichop #4710
Level 69 Fire Axe - Crafted
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 4710
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
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The Neon Annihilator #14877
Level 95 Sign - Crafted
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 14877
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
Named
DEMOPAN
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
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The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Timed Drop
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
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Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 63 Hat - Traded
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
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The Cremator's Conscience #238
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 238
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Connoisseur's Cap #4654
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
You're today's theme ingredient...
  • Craft number: 4654
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The Birdcage #292
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
  • Craft number: 292
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick: You won't be able to see at all!
  • Style: Roasting
  • Untradable
The RoBro 3000
Level 55 Robot - Found in Crate
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
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Napper's Respite
Level 92 Hat - Traded
After a long day of burning scouts.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat - Traded
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 93 Hat - Traded
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
Vintage Foster's Facade
Limited Level 1 Hat - Traded
  • Limited quantity
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 17 Hat - Traded
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Handyman's Handle
Level 69 Hat - Traded
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Painted with Australium Gold
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Limited Level 1 Hat - Traded
  • Limited quantity
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Limited Level 21 Hat - Traded
  • Limited quantity
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 43 Hat - Traded
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 38 Hat - Traded
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 76 Facial Hair - Traded
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
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The Beast From Below
Level 10 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Hard-Headed Hardware
Level 56 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Snaggletoothed Stetson
Level 41 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Mucous Membrain
Level 28 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Burny's Boney Bonnet
Level 61 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Universal
The Macabre Mask
Level 12 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Cauterizer's Caudal Appendage
Level 18 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Glob
Level 79 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Rugged Respirator
Level 19 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Vicious Visage
Level 7 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Carrion Companion
Level 49 Undead Pet - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
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Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Coffin Kit
Level 1 Backpack - Halloween Drop
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
  • Uncraftable
The Creature From The Heap
Level 90 Backpack - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Death Support Pack
Level 16 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Handhunter
Level 65 Backpack - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Bonedolier
Level 33 Bones - Halloween Drop
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
  • Uncraftable
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Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 94 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 97 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 65 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
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Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.