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The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Gifted
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
  • Untradable
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The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Halloween Drop
  • Style: Soldier
  • Uncraftable
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Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
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The Freedom Staff #3430
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 3430
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
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The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • +20% projectile speed
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
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The Splendid Screen #5070
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Craft number: 5070
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Spike And Arrow
The Tide Turner
Level 80 Shield - Crafted
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a mini-crit melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +15% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Full turning control while charging
  • Melee kills refill 75% of your charge meter.
  • Taking damage while shield charging reduces remaining charging time
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
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DEMOPAN
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Traded
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
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The Persian Persuader #4564
Level 10 Sword - Traded
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Craft number: 4564
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Traded
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 93 Axe - Traded
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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The Conjurer's Cowl #26265
Level 24 Hat - Crafted
I put on my wizard's hat.
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 26265
Scotch Bonnet
Level 64 Hat - Timed Drop
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Style: No Hat
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The Cool Breeze #6499
Level 42 Kilt - Crafted
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 6499
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Timed Drop
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
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Private Eye
Level 26 Hat - Crafted
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
  • Crafted by Connecting...
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 54 Mascot - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Style: Essential
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
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The Buccaneer's Bicorne #506
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
  • Craft number: 506
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 58 Hat - Traded
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Style: Classic
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Tippler's Tricorne
Level 88 Hat - Traded
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
The Samur-Eye
Level 63 Hat - Traded
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 99 Hat - Traded
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The Transylvania Top
Level 70 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Lordly Lapels
Level 39 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Universal
The Horsemann's Hand-Me-Down
Level 69 Cape - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
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Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 75 Apparel - Halloween Drop
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
  • Uncraftable
The Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 97 Hat - Halloween Drop
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
  • Uncraftable
The Mann-Bird of Aberdeen
Level 93 Bird Head - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Cap'n Calamari
Level 44 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Bonedolier
Level 33 Bones - Halloween Drop
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
  • Uncraftable
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The Hair of the Dog
Level 36 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 47 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 90 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable